Reply #6: November 2, 2004 [View All]

[BiggJawn]

At a little after noon Eastern time.

"Mah fella Murkans..Ah have done seen evidence that Al-Kaydee is planning on attacking Murkan polling places, 'specially in places like Massy-choozits and Seattle. So, in the interest of yore safety, Ah'm issuin' an 'Zecutive Order suspending the Elections IMMEDIATELY until further notice for the good of National Security. Now, afore I turn this over to Tommy Timbertoes, who's gonna tell y'all to duck-tape yersels into yer bathrooms and whut cullar we is under, I jes want t'say how Ah plans t'lead this great nation in th' WAHR agin terra, NO MATTER HOW LONG IT TAKES! Gawd Bless Ya, an' since you can't go to th' polls, fly a plane someplace an' go shopping...Now, here's Sexatary Ridge-runner....."

If you're offended by my depiction of The Chimp as an un-couth hill-jack, too Effin' bad.