The President's Secret Breakdown - Bwahaha! [View All]

[NightOwwl]

First The Enquirer, now The Globe. It's in the November 21 issue, on newstands now. The magazine cover has a picture of Bush looking worried, with huge headlines saying "Bush's Secret Breakdown."

The article starts out ominously:

What every American needs to know.

President Bush is drinking heavily again as he's overwhelmed by crisis after crisis, GLOBE has learned exclusively. "Bush is breaking down. He's boozing and that's a dangerous personal situation, " a source tells us. "It's an open secret in the Inner circle, no one is happy about it. He's fallen back into it. He's under so much stress that he just cracked. The White House is hiding this from America. They don't want anyone to know."

"The President is hanging in there by a thread thanks to Laura's unwavering support." Shockingly, insiders have even whispered that the president has been seeing a therapist to help hm cope and in several emotional outbusts, told Laura he just can't take it anymore.

In one outburst, a source reveals that Bush "actually had tears in his eyes as he said, "I'd just walk away from all of this if I could. The price is too high!"

Oh please, Mr. pResident, do us all a favor and walk away!!!

Sorry, no link is available, but I'm sitting here with the magazine in front of me. Too bad MSM doesn't have the guts to publish this stuff.