Reply #46: I was once pulled over for swerving [View All]

[Tutankhamun]

I only swerved once, and was otherwise driving proficiently. I was opening a cellophane wrapped cinnamon roll from 7-11

The conversation went like this.

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"
"Mmph gulp! Mmmmm! Nuh uh."
"You swerved across the double line."
"Oh. This cinnamon roll is really good! Do you want the other one?"
"Have you had anything to drink?"
"You're right. Some milk would be great right now!"

I explained that I had swerved because I was opening the cinnamon roll (which was true).

He was nice and let me go.

True story (except for the part about the milk).