What's the surest way to kill a thread?

[Orrex]

I'm thinking that the posting of any permutation of the Brazilians joke will do it pretty handily...

[graywarrior]

1. Hire me. I'm an expert at killing threads.

[ohiosmith]

2. :

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing and says, "And on a sadder note, three Brazilian soldiers were killed in combat yesterday in Iraq."

The president is quiet for a minute, then says, "Don, how many is a brazillion?"

[Liberal Dose]

4. I've told you a brazillion times to stop reposting that!!!!!

[ohiosmith]

:

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing and says, "And on a sadder note, three Brazilian soldiers were killed in combat yesterday in Iraq."

The president is quiet for a minute, then says, "Don, how many is a brazillion?"

:evilgrin:

[Liberal Dose]

23. ACK!

:rofl:

[ohiosmith]

6. :

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing and says, "And on a sadder note, three Brazilian soldiers were killed in combat yesterday in Iraq."

The president is quiet for a minute, then says, "Don, how many is a brazillion?"

:evilgrin:

[Orrex]

7. Don't get me started!

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

At first the President says nothing, but his face quickly grows red and his jaw is visibly clenched.

"Mr. President," says an anonymous staffer. "Are you okay?"

He's fuming. "Do you know how many times I've heard about them damn Brazilians? Enough already!"

[ohiosmith]

8. :

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

At first the President says nothing, but his face quickly grows red and his jaw is visibly clenched.

"Mr. President," says an anonymous staffer. "Are you okay?"

He's fuming. "Do you know how many times I've heard about them damn Brazilians? Enough already! By the way,.....how many is a brazillion?"

[Orrex]

10. You don't know who you're messing with

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing and concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilians died in Iraq."

The President shakes his head. "Really, it's not that big a deal. They'll be fine."

Rumsfeld and the staff sit, dumbfounded by this callous display.

"I mean come on," says the President. "I've been waxed that way dozens of times, and it only feels like you're dying."

[ohiosmith]

12. :

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing and concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilians died in Iraq."

The President shakes his head. "Really, it's not that big a deal. They'll be fine."

Rumsfeld and the staff sit, dumbfounded by this callous display.

"I mean come on," says the President. "I've been waxed that way dozens of times, and it only feels like you're dying. By the way,...how many is a brazillion?"

[Orrex]

14. Oh yeah?

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying "Unfortunately, we lost three Brazilians in Iraq yesterday."

The President laughs and chides Rumsfeld for his poor understanding of the Iraq situation. His staff is stunned at this uncommon spectacle, since the President is typically so deferential toward his senior advisors.

"Don," he explains at last. "Yens are Japan's currency, not Brazil's. Heck, I don't even know if you can spend them in Iraq."

[ohiosmith]

16. :

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying "Unfortunately, we lost three Brazilians in Iraq yesterday."

The President laughs and chides Rumsfeld for his poor understanding of the Iraq situation. His staff is stunned at this uncommon spectacle, since the President is typically so deferential toward his senior advisors.

"Don," he explains at last. "Yens are Japan's currency, not Brazil's. Heck, I don't even know if you can spend them in Iraq. By the way,...how many is a brazillion?"

[Orrex]

17. I've heard that one before. How about this one?

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying:
"Yesterday, 3 Brazilians were killed in Iraq"

"I think that there are two "L's" in Brazillians," notes the President.

"No," says Rumsfeld. "You're thinking of Llama."

"Well Hello, Dalai," sez the Prez.

[ohiosmith]

18. :

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying:
"Yesterday, 3 Brazilians were killed in Iraq"

"I think that there are two "L's" in Brazillians," notes the President.

"No," says Rumsfeld. "You're thinking of Llama."

"Well Hello, Dalai," sez the Prez. By the way,...do you think Laura has a fat ass?"

[Orrex]

19. Where are you getting your material? It's dy-no-mite!

Said Rumsfeld, "We've lost three Brazilians.
"Not soldiers, alas, but civilians."

Said the Prez, head in hands,
"I just don't understand.

How many are in a brazilion?"

[ohiosmith]

20. Thank you, thank you. I'll be here through the weekend. Try the veal.

Said Rumsfeld, "We've lost three Brazilians.
"Not soldiers, alas, but civilians."

Said the Prez, head in hands,
"I just don't understand.

How many are in a brazilion? By the way, do you think Dick has been wearing Laura's clothes?"

[Orrex]

21. But seriously

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilians were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

"That's six zillian boobies with no support," cried the Prez.

[ohiosmith]

22. :

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilians were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

"That's six zillian boobies with no support," cried the Prez. By the way,...could I get a hug?"

[Orrex]

24. I'm sensing a pattern here

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"Yeah, well," sighs the President. "That's how it goes."

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and says, "What do you want me to say? I don't speak Brazilian."

[ohiosmith]

25. :

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"Yeah, well," sighs the President. "That's how it goes."

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and says, "What do you want me to say? I don't speak Brazilian. By the way,...are you gonna finish those fries?"

[Orrex]

27. So, a wise guy, eh?

nyuk nyuk nyuk

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilians died in Iraq."

The President shrugs. "Them lousy Incas probably had it coming anyway."

Rumsfeld and the staff sit, unsure of what to say. At last an intern pipes up.

"Incas," she says. "That's Peru."

"Of course it's per me," snaps the President. "I said it, didn't I?"

[ohiosmith]

30. :

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilians died in Iraq."

The President shrugs. "Them lousy Incas probably had it coming anyway."

Rumsfeld and the staff sit, unsure of what to say. At last an intern pipes up.

"Incas," she says. "That's Peru."

"Of course it's per me," snaps the President. "I said it, didn't I? By the way,...pull my finger"

[Orrex]

33. I've got you this time

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilians died in Iraq."

The President reflects on this sad news for several moments. "Brazilians," he says at last. "Are you sure?"

Rumsfeld assures him that the information is correct, and the President quickly picks up the phone and calls his stockbroker.

"Buy me as many shares of Amazon.com as you can get!"

[ohiosmith]

36. :

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilians died in Iraq."

The President reflects on this sad news for several moments. "Brazilians," he says at last. "Are you sure?"

Rumsfeld assures him that the information is correct, and the President quickly picks up the phone and calls his stockbroker.

"Buy me as many shares of Amazon.com as you can get! By the way,...exactly how tall are those bitches?"

[Orrex]

38. Try this on for size

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilians died in Iraq."

The President reflects on this sad news for several moments. "Brazilians," he says at last. "Are you sure?"

Rumsfeld shuffles his feet slightly. "Of course, it's impossible to be certain. Heck, it's impossible to be certain of anything. Anything!"

"Well," says the President. "As long as you're sure."

[ohiosmith]

41. :

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilians died in Iraq."

The President reflects on this sad news for several moments. "Brazilians," he says at last. "Are you sure?"

Rumsfeld shuffles his feet slightly. "Of course, it's impossible to be certain. Heck, it's impossible to be certain of anything. Anything!"

"Well," says the President. "As long as you're sure. By the way,...mommy kissed my boo boo."

[Orrex]

43. Right bach atcha

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"So what?" snaps the President.

His staff sits stunned at this display, while the Commander-in-Chief glares at each of them in turn.

"Look," the President says. "Them New England states don't vote for me anyway."

[ohiosmith]

44. :

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"So what?" snaps the President.

His staff sits stunned at this display, while the Commander-in-Chief glares at each of them in turn.

"Look," the President says. "Them New England states don't vote for me anyway. By the way,...Don, have I ever told you that you're a mighty handsome man?"

[Orrex]

45. Well then

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilians were killed."

The President reflects on this news for several moments. "Not again," he moans. "I just don't get it."

Rumsfeld glances uncertainly at the assembled cabinet. "Mr. President?"

Bush shakes his head sadly. "I mean, a 78-year-old millionaire I can understand, but they don't even have quails in Brazil."

[ohiosmith]

46. :

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilians were killed."

The President reflects on this news for several moments. "Not again," he moans. "I just don't get it."

Rumsfeld glances uncertainly at the assembled cabinet. "Mr. President?"

Bush shakes his head sadly. "I mean, a 78-year-old millionaire I can understand, but they don't even have quails in Brazil. By the way,...what the fuck is Goofy?"

[Orrex]

48. Hello? Hello?

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"Why the hell should I care?" the President barks.

His staff sits stunned at this callous display, nervously watching as the President sits, rubbing his nose.

Finally, the President says, "I told you before—I get my coke from Paraguay."

[ohiosmith]

49. :

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"Why the hell should I care?" the President barks.

His staff sits stunned at this callous display, nervously watching as the President sits, rubbing his nose.

Finally, the President says, "I told you before—I get my coke from Paraguay. By the way,...anteater or helmet"

[Orrex]

50. Guh what?

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"Oh no!" the President exclaims. "This is totally unexpected!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and says, "I mean, Don Juan didn't mention it when I met him at the bus station this morning."

[ohiosmith]

52. :

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"Oh no!" the President exclaims. "This is totally unexpected!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and says, "I mean, Don Juan didn't mention it when I met him at the bus station this morning. By the way Don,...do men get menstrual cramps?"

[Orrex]

53. Spult!

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"Oh no!" the President exclaims. "That's so sad!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and says, "Do you realize that that's .61 more than the 2.39 children born to the average Brazilian woman as of 1995. Well do you?"

[ohiosmith]

55. :

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"Oh no!" the President exclaims. "That's so sad!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and says, "Do you realize that that's .61 more than the 2.39 children born to the average Brazilian woman as of 1995. Well do you? By the way,...you take one of these little mirrors see, and put it in the place on your shoe where the penny goes, then when you're talking to Condi or some other chick you kinda slide you foot under their dress......"

[Orrex]

56. Thoob!

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"Oh no!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and says, "Send my condolences to the King of Brazil immediately."

[ohiosmith]

57. :

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"Oh no!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and says, "Send my condolences to the King of Brazil immediately. By the way,...does this look infected to you?"

[Orrex]

58. Fint!

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"Oh no!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and says, "What the hell were they doing in Brazilia, anyway?"

[ohiosmith]

59. :

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"Oh no!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and says, "What the hell were they doing in Brazilia, anyway? By the way,...which of the twins do you think is the hottest?"

[Orrex]

60. Cild!

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilians were killed."

"Oh," the President says. "That's okay."

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the unconcerned President sorts through his papers.

Finally, the President looks up and says, with confidence, "This is the American version. Robert De Niro will swoop in and rescue them."

[ohiosmith]

61. :

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilians were killed."

"Oh," the President says. "That's okay."

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the unconcerned President sorts through his papers.

Finally, the President looks up and says, with confidence, "This is the American version. Robert De Niro will swoop in and rescue them. By the way,...did you think the calamari was undercooked at that bris last week?"

[Orrex]

62. Voh!

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"Oh wow!" the President exclaims, giggling.

His staff sits stunned at this inappropriate display, nervously watching as the President composes himself.

Finally, the President says through a chuckle, "That reminds me of a joke."

[ohiosmith]

63. :

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"Oh wow!" the President exclaims, giggling.

His staff sits stunned at this inappropriate display, nervously watching as the President composes himself.

Finally, the President says through a chuckle, "That reminds me of a joke. You know the one, where at the end it's two Pollacks and a nun. Holy shit, Karl's got a million of em."

[Orrex]

64. Boof!

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and says, "Were they black? I hear that they have blacks down there."

[ohiosmith]

65. :

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and says, "Were they black? I hear that they have blacks down there. But really guys,...no offence Condi, if you had to fuck a guy, wouldn't it be Elvis?"

[Orrex]

66. zoak!

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and says, "They're going to make stupid jokes about this on the Internets for months."

[ohiosmith]

67. :

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and says, "They're going to make stupid jokes about this on the Internets for months. By the way,...I DO NOT think my mom looks like the guy on the Quaker Oats box. So fuck you all"

[Orrex]

69. mhah!

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilians were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and says, "I didn’t even know they had lions in Brazil."

[ohiosmith]

71. :

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilians were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and says, "I didn’t even know they had lions in Brazil. Hey guys look, a rubber. Must've been in my wallet since high school."

[Orrex]

72. That's all for me--I've been great!

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilians were killed."

"Oh, dammit!" the President exclaims. "I hope this doesn't mean that I have to be King of Carnivale again. I still have razorburn from the last time."

[ohiosmith]

73. :

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilians were killed."

"Oh, dammit!" the President exclaims. "I hope this doesn't mean that I have to be King of Carnivale again. I still have razorburn from the last time. HEY PEDRO! You missed a spot. God I love fucking with that window washer."

[Orrex]

74. Locking

[ohiosmith]

77. :

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing and says, "And on a sadder note, three Brazilian soldiers were killed in combat yesterday in Iraq."

The president is quiet for a minute, then says, "Don, how many is a brazillion?"

[Orrex]

79. fih

On a recent visit to the UK, Bush accepted an invitation to dine with the family of a certain wealthy dignitary who shall remain nameless. The dinner was exquisite, and Bush was granted the seat of honor at the head of the table. The dignitary was seated opposite, while his son and daughter sat at one side of the table. The wife of the dignitary was not present however.

"Please forgive my wife's absence," said the dignitary. "She felt ill and had to rest. Her physician says that she has acute angina."

"I understand," said Bush. "She's got nice boobs, too."

[ohiosmith]

80. :

On a recent visit to the UK, Bush accepted an invitation to dine with the family of a certain wealthy dignitary who shall remain nameless. The dinner was exquisite, and Bush was granted the seat of honor at the head of the table. The dignitary was seated opposite, while his son and daughter sat at one side of the table. The wife of the dignitary was not present however.

"Please forgive my wife's absence," said the dignitary. "She felt ill and had to rest. Her physician says that she has acute angina."

"I understand," said Bush. "She's got nice boobs, too. By the way,...would you like to see a rubber I've had since high school?"

[Orrex]

81. droh!

Bush and Rumsfeld were visiting wealthy Texas rancher Emmett Aubrey, and the three went for an early morning horseback ride. Bush, afraid of horses, rode in the saddle behind Rumsfeld.

A chill wind blew from the plains, and every so often Emmett would reach back under his horse's tail, procure a smearing of manure, and wipe it all over his lips.

"Good golly," Rumsfeld exclaimed at last. "What are you doing?"

"My lips get chapped in this wind," Aubrey said nonchalantly.

"And does that help?" asked the Defense Secretary.

"Keeps me from licking them," said the rancher.

"That's funny," said the Prez. "For some reason it makes mine worse."

[ohiosmith]

82. :

Bush and Rumsfeld were visiting wealthy Texas rancher Emmett Aubrey, and the three went for an early morning horseback ride. Bush, afraid of horses, rode in the saddle behind Rumsfeld.

A chill wind blew from the plains, and every so often Emmett would reach back under his horse's tail, procure a smearing of manure, and wipe it all over his lips.

"Good golly," Rumsfeld exclaimed at last. "What are you doing?"

"My lips get chapped in this wind," Aubrey said nonchalantly.

"And does that help?" asked the Defense Secretary.

"Keeps me from licking them," said the rancher.

"That's funny," said the Prez. "For some reason it makes mine worse. By the way,...I don't think that Sheehan bitch was wearing a bra yesterday."

[Orrex]

83. kyf!

Bush and Rumsfeld are at a quiet bar and discussing policy over drinks. Bush, famously a teetotaler, is on his third Shirley Temple, while the Secretary has just ordered his fourth double scotch.

Suddenly an old drunk at the opposite end of the bar totters to his feet and shouts at the President. "You're mother's a dirty tramp!" he exclaims.

Rumsfeld is clearly offended, but Bush says nothing.

"If I had a nickel for every time I've screwed your mother," says the man. "I'd be rich!"

Still, Bush says nothing, but the man wasn't finished.

"She loves it rough," he went on, "and she loves it filthy. The rougher and filther, the better!"

Finally, the Secretary can take no more. "Golly, Mr. President, how can you let him talk about your mother that way?"

Bush nods and, reluctantly, addresses the man. "Go home, dad. You're drunk."
* * * *
Rumsfeld is taken aback. "Mr. President, that's not your father."

"Oh, no?" snaps the President. "Then how does he know all that stuff about Mom?"

[Liberal Dose]

3. Have me post it. Surefire killer.

:hi:

[ChickMagic]

5. Apparently, having me post to it.

Works nearly every time. :hide:
Think I'm kidding? Check out my last 48 hrs:

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Hey! Leave MrCoffee alone!

[southpaw]

9. Watch This!

[Gormy Cuss]

11. Sometimes this works.

:popcorn:

[LynneSin]

13. Really bad farting

try it some time, the post will sink like a lead balloon

[rug]

15. This should do it.

[zanne]

84. Let me tell you about my toenail fungus...

Made you look.

[rug]

87. Now, just to be a smartass, I googled toenail fungus images to post

but they're way too disgusting.

But feel free to browse.

http://images.google.com/images?q=toenail+fungus&hl=en

:puke:

[Bucky]

26. Trolling solely to annoy the mods. For a good example of this...

... check out this thread right here. (on edit: Scoll down to comment #26 to see the "killer comment")

[Orrex]

28. That thread is a fascinating discussion, from start to finish

And I'll hear nothing bad said about it, thanks.

[Spaceman Spiff]

29. Hell

All I have to do is just start a thread and it already seems to be killed.

[JVS]

31. A stingray!

:hide:

[Bucky]

34. Sir, have you no heart?

May Crikey have mercy on your soul.

[Bucky]

32. Another method: "Kudzu" (but Kudzu does it real slowly)

Actually, that sounds like a good bumper sticker. "Kudzu does it real slowly"

[Orrex]

35. I once saw buffalo chewing and re-chewing their food at an animal preserve

But I guess that's zoo cud, rather than kudzu.

[Bucky]

42. Um...

boo.

[bif]

37. Sign my name to it.

[Critters2]

39. Let me post in it

The kiss of death. I have the same effect on houseplants. And relationships.

[Cannikin]

47. I was going to say the same.

[I Have A Dream]

40. Get it locked. n/t

[LaurenG]

51. Agreed, that would finalize it for sure, lol nt

[Deja Q]

54. I'll make a pass at a fellow DUer. Ain't nobody gonna touch it afterward!

:rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

68. Normally when i post my picture they die pretty quick

Or just mention a body fluid that isnt tears or blood

[Orrex]

70. I had a bloody stool once

I cut my hand on a glass in a bar and bled all over the place where I'd been sitting.

[rbnyc]

75. Let me start it...

...80% chance of sinking with 0-4 replies. 10 percent chance of getting over 50 replies.

:shrug:

[Orrex]

76. Here's a tip

Complain about Sex and the City, and you'll break the 80 post mark in no time.

[leftofthedial]

78. mention "leftofthedial"

it'll sink faster than cement overshoes in the East River.

[LaurenG]

85. no that won't work

:) It's mentioning OhioBlues silly.

[KamaAina]

86. Convince KamaAina to post in it.

"New Extra Strength KamaAina Thread & Post. Kills threads dead."