2016 Postmortem

mr blur

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249. Cool story, bro.

Reply to Tavarious Jackson (Original post)

Fri May 27, 2016, 01:55 PM

May 2016

But you're right, she is wonderful, isn't she? I wish I were an American just so that I could just live in the same country as her. That would be so kewl!

Unfortunately, now that our own dear Margaret Thatcher has passed on, we have no-one at all like Saint Hillary over here. But I like to think that the Blessed Hillary is channelling old Margaret herself: indeed, sometimes I watch Hillary and it's as if The Iron Lady has returned to us! Better hope that Hillary doesn't get the urge to invade Argentina or somewhere else that is absolutely no threat to the US or she'll be straight in there!

Now, wipe the drool off your keyboard and calm down, eh?

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I am completely mesmorized by Hillary [View all] Tavarious Jackson May 2016 OP

This message was self-deleted by its author rjsquirrel May 2016 #1

That's all? Tavarious Jackson May 2016 #5

This message was self-deleted by its author rjsquirrel May 2016 #11

You're wrong Tavarious Jackson May 2016 #18

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What state? And yes I unfortunately agree with prior post. 7wo7rees May 2016 #110

California. Tavarious Jackson May 2016 #111

Well sure. Welcome to DU. Use the edit function and 7wo7rees May 2016 #124

Post removed Post removed May 2016 #154

Post removed Post removed May 2016 #19

How do you feel about bombings, killings, outsourcing, and stuff like that there? Alex4Martinez May 2016 #71

He signs up just to say he used to be a Sanders supporter? HooptieWagon May 2016 #8

AUTOMATED MESSAGE: Results of your Jury Service jeff47 May 2016 #24

This message was self-deleted by its author artislife May 2016 #72

I would have voted to leave it alone too... renate May 2016 #198

Brock...shhhtt!! (Sorry, I had to sneeze.) cyberpj May 2016 #2

I can honestly say, I have never read anything of Brock's! Tavarious Jackson May 2016 #7

Brock's stuff is posted constantly on DU, if you haven't read it you haven't read GD-P Fumesucker May 2016 #172

Welcome to DU! n/t TexasBushwhacker May 2016 #3

Did you stop supporting Obama in 2008 Eric J in MN May 2016 #4

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This message was self-deleted by its author rjsquirrel May 2016 #13

+1 vintx May 2016 #31

Yup, just one more big, fat, steaming load of . . . uh . . . make-believe. pdsimdars May 2016 #48

PD, really? kstewart33 May 2016 #237

One month. Well, then. Please, proceed. libdem4life May 2016 #9

Instead of proving me wrong Tavarious Jackson May 2016 #10

This message was self-deleted by its author rjsquirrel May 2016 #15

Ok Tavarious Jackson May 2016 #28

Don't listen to them...all people here who changed to support Hillary are called trolls. anotherproletariat May 2016 #22

This message was self-deleted by its author artislife May 2016 #74

One local favorite... Scootaloo May 2016 #107

They can't. procon May 2016 #23

Prove what, exactly? jeff47 May 2016 #29

Interesting they have no argument only attack you for your spelling and doc03 May 2016 #33

Look at the limited words Bernie uses. Tavarious Jackson May 2016 #40

Dude, wait a minute. mac56 May 2016 #50

I'm not a candidate for POTUS. Tavarious Jackson May 2016 #53

Oh, snap! LOL! Surya Gayatri May 2016 #134

Actually, Bernie speaks at a higher grade level than hilly or the yam cali May 2016 #98

There's an "E" in "AWE". N/T catnhatnh May 2016 #133

You didn't post any links to these great, highly-detailed Clinton speeches you praised. arcane1 May 2016 #38

Maybe Tavarous has read the transcripts of the Goldman Sachs speeches? mac56 May 2016 #45

It's Tavarious. Tavarious Jackson May 2016 #56

Sorry. I know how much you dislike misspelling. mac56 May 2016 #57

Did you really read the Wall St speeches, Travairois? arikara May 2016 #144

It's Cher! n/t tazkcmo May 2016 #228

You're really bad at this. aikoaiko May 2016 #189

Welcome to the "we are paid Hillary shills" because we support Hillary leftofcool May 2016 #217

If you're not a Brockette, great. But there HAVE been a lot of anti-Bernie trolls here. Lizzie Poppet May 2016 #239

LOL! pangaia May 2016 #12

English is my second language. Tavarious Jackson May 2016 #30

Just out of curiosity, what's your native tongue? nt vintx May 2016 #32

Clintonese. timmymoff May 2016 #46

LOL. The preferred language of every Bernie Butter. n/t JimDandy May 2016 #64

No, but your post is hillaryous pangaia May 2016 #145

Yea, that's it. Condemn someone whose second language is English. leftofcool May 2016 #218

I've always been impressed by the depth of her knowledge and procon May 2016 #14

Thank you Saint Hillary for deceiving us in 1994 Baobab May 2016 #21

I guess I am not very eloquent in expressing myself. Tavarious Jackson May 2016 #34

Don't worry, you did fine. procon May 2016 #95

So was her husband. bulloney May 2016 #123

I think she is smarter than Bill but yes Tavarious Jackson May 2016 #161

I've started to believe that also. Bill has a natural charisma, which Hillary lacks, MoonRiver May 2016 #230

She is definitely smarter than Bill. Tavarious Jackson May 2016 #233

When you realize that the Average American IQ falls between 90 and 109 (74% of people), MoonRiver May 2016 #241

Guess not, Tovarich. bvf May 2016 #147

You did fine. Ignore the Berners. leftofcool May 2016 #219

Message auto-removed Name removed May 2016 #16

Obvious Brock Plant cantbeserious May 2016 #17

Not necessarily, I heard the Trump people are sadoldgirl May 2016 #104

That's funny. 😁. Purveyor May 2016 #20

You've got to learn how to do this better. No one goes from supporting one candidate to bjo59 May 2016 #25

It was not over night. Tavarious Jackson May 2016 #36

I'm not trying to be anything but me. nt Tavarious Jackson May 2016 #37

You're not very good at this, are you? pmorlan1 May 2016 #27

A million dollars may buy a lot of trolls, but it doesn't buy good ones. HooptieWagon May 2016 #44

Oh the shame... pmorlan1 May 2016 #54

This message was self-deleted by its author artislife May 2016 #76

Outsourced to Mom's basement. HooptieWagon May 2016 #84

My theory is that he outsourced it, maybe to her friends in Tata arikara May 2016 #146

Actually he is. Since his second language is English, I'd say it was darn good leftofcool May 2016 #220

Get a shot, it will clear up in a couple weeks larkrake May 2016 #35

You're in aw? mac56 May 2016 #39

I'm blown away Tavarious Jackson May 2016 #41

Aw, no. mac56 May 2016 #43

lol senseandsensibility May 2016 #160

You're probably impressed with how smart W is too. HooptieWagon May 2016 #52

you obviously need better training... choie May 2016 #42

Let me ask you.. Tavarious Jackson May 2016 #47

Maybe intelligent. Certainly crafty. mac56 May 2016 #55

I bet her IQ is higher than any candidate that ran this year. Tavarious Jackson May 2016 #58

Do you have a picture of her in your school locker? mac56 May 2016 #61

She is old enough to be my granny. Tavarious Jackson May 2016 #62

that is obvious. nt grasswire May 2016 #94

Do you keep a photo of Bernie? leftofcool May 2016 #221

You know, this part is a big givaway passiveporcupine May 2016 #164

Yeah she's intelligent, so?? choie May 2016 #193

Reminds me when israel first decided to get into the forum/comment section trolling... Purveyor May 2016 #51

"Memorized," it's close enough. Mike__M May 2016 #90

This reads like satire. Shemp Howard May 2016 #49

I think the word you're looking for is "monetized" n/t lumberjack_jeff May 2016 #59

Something you spew but can not prove. :) Tavarious Jackson May 2016 #65

Thread win. merrily May 2016 #73

Ah, another #BernieLostMe. Yeah, there's been a lot of that here. Personally, I don't buy it. merrily May 2016 #60

I usually skip all the Bernie Butter posts. This one was stealthy,though. n/t JimDandy May 2016 #70

Yeah, stealthy. That's it. That's the ticket! merrily May 2016 #79

: ) JimDandy May 2016 #82

My issues with Nevada are not about the chair. Tavarious Jackson May 2016 #86

? What are you on about? I didn't say anything about the chair or about what your issues are. merrily May 2016 #101

Word of advice. As a Clinton supporter, don't try to lecture people about "Playing the victim" Scootaloo May 2016 #108

Part of the BB 2016 program passiveporcupine May 2016 #168

After what happened in Nevada exactly? Hmmm... oregonjen May 2016 #63

I don't mean that. Tavarious Jackson May 2016 #67

Bullshit. HooptieWagon May 2016 #78

Proof of that serious allegation? NT Eric J in MN May 2016 #80

Sure thing. Tavarious Jackson May 2016 #89

That webpage says some Sanders delegates Eric J in MN May 2016 #93

WHOA! JimDandy May 2016 #97

I am a Freshman at a small Northeastern college. I never thought these letters were real, until... Warren DeMontague May 2016 #66

Well done! Shemp Howard May 2016 #99

Hee hee! Well done. n/t bvf May 2016 #150

All that's missing was JackInGreen May 2016 #151

Penthouse? Blue_In_AK May 2016 #179

that was excellent renate May 2016 #199

Lather, rinse, repeat.... Bluenorthwest May 2016 #68

This message was self-deleted by its author artislife May 2016 #69

Bull. cali May 2016 #75

*mesmerized Brock should only hire good spellers. agracie May 2016 #77

Good spellers are $1 a post, bad spellers do 4 for $1... Yurovsky May 2016 #181

I did not know that. Now I too am "mesmorized". ;-) agracie May 2016 #183

OMG! Is that all you have? leftofcool May 2016 #223

Another term for that is dazed and confused. leveymg May 2016 #81

LOL:Member since: Mon May 16, 2016, 10:02 A Million bucks at work! insta8er May 2016 #83

I'm not paid but since you brough it up Tavarious Jackson May 2016 #88

Yeah dude, whatever you say. LOL insta8er May 2016 #122

Yes, but 15 Million of that went to me. Warren DeMontague May 2016 #128

Amazing how many people signed up that week Warren DeMontague May 2016 #127

Welcome to DU rock May 2016 #85

You sound constipated DJ13 May 2016 #87

I BEEN MESMO-RIZED!!!! tabasco May 2016 #91

I want a t-shirt that says that now! nt Bonobo May 2016 #96

It's mesmerized, cali May 2016 #92

Perhaps the poster meant to say the post was memorized. guillaumeb May 2016 #115

!!! AtomicKitten May 2016 #155

Aw. I'm in "aw' that you guys keep trying this and actually think anyone buys it. Autumn May 2016 #100

I see the welcome wagon came out to great you. hrmjustin May 2016 #102

Seems it's contagious. bvf May 2016 #149

Don't you mean welkum waggin came owt tew great ewe? arikara May 2016 #159

Yes, he has been greatly greated. LiberalAndProud May 2016 #169

Yeah, sure. Kall May 2016 #103

You were never a Sanders supporter. Period. 840high May 2016 #105

There is just a huge raft of new posters that have floated 7wo7rees May 2016 #106

Heehee - floaters. nt nc4bo May 2016 #140

I see Clinton's nostalgia for the cold war extends to recreating Soviet style propaganda n/t That Guy 888 May 2016 #109

You would know. Tavarious Jackson May 2016 #112

It's actually pretty easy. Shemp Howard May 2016 #119

Mesmerized or low blood sugar? guillaumeb May 2016 #113

Message auto-removed Name removed May 2016 #114

174 posts in 6 days? rickford66 May 2016 #116

There appears to be a consistent number coming through on 7wo7rees May 2016 #131

Glad that's working out for ya. Miles Archer May 2016 #117

Well done Tygrbeat fanboi swoon! Arazi May 2016 #118

Uh huh. Well, I used to be a hard core Hillary supporter, One Black Sheep May 2016 #120

Hmm. You joined up two days ago, okasha May 2016 #190

Sorry, NOT BUYING What You're Selling! Do You Realize How Much This ChiciB1 May 2016 #121

I'm mesmerized too...(link below) EndElectoral May 2016 #125

I like her specifics, too. wildeyed May 2016 #126

I am sure she will be our next POTUS Tavarious Jackson May 2016 #136

I am working hard to make that a reality! wildeyed May 2016 #142

I am completely mesmorized by bullshit posts. lol Loudestlib May 2016 #129

Welcome to DU! If this had been a "mesmerized" by Bernie post it'd have a gazillion rec's by now. grossproffit May 2016 #130

Welcome and thanks for your post. I have always said that Hillary is a policy wonk and riversedge May 2016 #132

"when she gets a new position, she puts her heart and soul into it. " rickford66 May 2016 #156

The only recs you have ever had on this site are for anti-Sanders OPs Ash_F May 2016 #135

I had to change clothes Tavarious Jackson May 2016 #137

Vote your conscious. Ash_F May 2016 #138

Oh my passiveporcupine May 2016 #174

Youre a sock, then? bunnies May 2016 #244

Ssssshhhhaaaa POW!!! KelleyKramer May 2016 #247

Glad you are supporting Hillary workinclasszero May 2016 #139

Cool story, bro. Goblinmonger May 2016 #141

Did you copy that wall of words from a script? (nt) w4rma May 2016 #143

Which aspects of her policies do you like better than Bernie's and why? andym May 2016 #148

. Doctor_J May 2016 #152

She certainly laid out her plans world wide for fracking Rosa Luxemburg May 2016 #153

Aw wasn't the word you were looking for. LiberalAndProud May 2016 #157

Ignore the nasty responses. They will be gone in a few weeks! stevenleser May 2016 #158

Nope. Not hardly. bvf May 2016 #203

As long as the TOS is upheld regarding support for the nominee, I'll gladly sacrifice stevenleser May 2016 #206

Ah, has she done reprises of this wonderful speech? k8conant May 2016 #163

She was right Tavarious Jackson May 2016 #184

You are so full of it. Arugula Latte May 2016 #165

I think you know what I know passiveporcupine May 2016 #176

I'm open to a lot of things but Tavarious Jackson May 2016 #185

I wasn't addressing you passiveporcupine May 2016 #187

I got to shake her hand on Friday Gothmog May 2016 #166

I think so too. Tavarious Jackson May 2016 #186

Met WJC once GoneOffShore May 2016 #191

Look Everyonr....Another come to Hillary thread. Exilednight May 2016 #167

It's a shame we must imagine the music track. LiberalAndProud May 2016 #170

Nice! bjo59 May 2016 #202

.. frylock May 2016 #171

Oh please. I couldn't even read that without rolling my eyes. Calista241 May 2016 #173

Welp at least your eye muscles got a work out underthematrix May 2016 #177

LOL. Blue_In_AK May 2016 #175

Brilliant satire! Fumesucker May 2016 #178

How 'bout another cup of Hot Brockolate? dchill May 2016 #180

...................................................................... bkkyosemite May 2016 #182

Mesmerized is what you would have to be in order to write that OP aikoaiko May 2016 #188

K&R! sheshe2 May 2016 #192

"Ph'nglui Mglw'nafh Hillary R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn..!" Katashi_itto May 2016 #194

SHE IS CLEARLY THE MOST ADVANCED LIFE-FORM THIS UNIVERSE HAS EVER PRODUCED Warren DeMontague May 2016 #195

This is a good one! bjo59 May 2016 #201

It's spelled 'mesmerized' cliffordu May 2016 #196

You are too funny! Go Bernie all the way to the DNC convention. akbacchus_BC May 2016 #197

Good for you! We all have our allegiance akbacchus_BC May 2016 #200

This message was self-deleted by its author TM99 May 2016 #204

LOL newrevolution May 2016 #205

Specifics & details from both candidates re. Climate Change Ghost Dog May 2016 #207

Thank you. Tavarious Jackson May 2016 #208

I am completely mortified by Hillary. Cobalt Violet May 2016 #209

Mortified is a strong word. Tavarious Jackson May 2016 #210

If I could pin her down on her policies, it would allow me to judge them. (nt) w4rma May 2016 #211

Look at her votes Tavarious Jackson May 2016 #212

I believe your sudden conversion as much as I believe in Keebler elves living in trees. Vinca May 2016 #213

I believe you believe. Tavarious Jackson May 2016 #214

Oh, wait. It's not a Keebler elf. It's a Trump-loving comment troll. Vinca May 2016 #215

Explain to me her plans to get us to single payer health care. libtodeath May 2016 #216

she won't. Amimnoch May 2016 #224

I think you meant mesmerized --after Franz Mesmer panader0 May 2016 #222

Wow, you are taking a lot of heat here gollygee May 2016 #225

LOL. Thanks for the funny thread, it was great! nt. polly7 May 2016 #226

Another one! Tue May 17, 2016 212 posts = Troll Phlem May 2016 #227

Sure you are. hobbit709 May 2016 #229

Another low-post-count sudden convert from Bernie? Wow. Jester Messiah May 2016 #231

Ah, the old 'new members are plants' meme. kstewart33 May 2016 #236

Memes are memes for a reason. Jester Messiah May 2016 #245

Thanks for this. nt onehandle May 2016 #232

Who wrote this for you? n/t RKP5637 May 2016 #234

Bullshit. There are no "former Bernie supporters." They don't exist. Nice try though. ThePhilosopher04 May 2016 #235

Oh they most certainly do exist. Tavarious Jackson May 2016 #238

You and I both know better. ThePhilosopher04 May 2016 #240

I am a former Bernie supporter, after what happened in Nevada I could no longer support.... AlbertCat May 2016 #242

you have created a certain phenomenon....more replies to this OP than your total number of posts... islandmkl May 2016 #243

Well fuck me, I'm convinced! bitchkitty May 2016 #246

I do hope this OP is getting paid for this TimPlo May 2016 #248

Cool story, bro. mr blur May 2016 #249