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Atheists & Agnostics

rubbersole

(6,750 posts)

7. We need to stop picking on bible stories....

Reply to Sibelius Fan (Original post)

Thu Mar 28, 2024, 08:27 AM

Mar 28

...because when donnie dollhands and VP dental implant salesperson Kristie Noem get inaugurated they will set up 'camps' and round up everyone that didn't buy an official Lee Greenwood endorsed New Testament (bound in fake leather!).

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Sunday is Easter. [View all] Sibelius Fan Mar 28 OP

I had a good laugh.... FarPoint Mar 28 #1

I was born on Easter Sunday ItsjustMe Mar 28 #2

You are 39 days older than I am! A HERETIC I AM Mar 28 #8

So did he immigrate somewhere after that or is he still just hanging around in Gaza? Think. Again. Mar 28 #3

He was physically raptured into heaven. Voltaire2 Mar 28 #11

Wait, if he was "raptured to heaven" anyway... Think. Again. Mar 28 #17

its stupendous rubbish, 2000 year old nonsense Voltaire2 Mar 28 #20

Good lord, I hope they're not letting the kids hear this crap. Think. Again. Mar 28 #22

I plan on rising from bed on Sunday NoRethugFriends Mar 28 #4

If he doesn't see his shadow, what does he do on Monday? 3Hotdogs Mar 28 #5

Rolls that big ass stone back and has a wee nap. A HERETIC I AM Mar 28 #10

Says eff it . . . Not Heidi Mar 28 #15

Yeaster werdna Mar 28 #6

We need to stop picking on bible stories.... rubbersole Mar 28 #7

They call tomorrow "Good Friday".... A HERETIC I AM Mar 28 #9

he spent a weekend being dead. Voltaire2 Mar 28 #13

wasn't he making bathtub wine before that? Think. Again. Mar 28 #23

And this is why rabbits, their eggs, and the hatched peeps are part of the celebration of Eostre Voltaire2 Mar 28 #12

Eostre? Not Heidi Mar 28 #16

Oops german, not celtic. Voltaire2 Mar 28 #18

Thank you! Not Heidi Mar 28 #19

That's all a bit Anglocentric. Just because Anglo-Saxon and German Christians uses a word derived from muriel_volestrangler Mar 30 #30

I was under the impression the christian cult was... Think. Again. Mar 28 #24

I watch a zombie movie every Easter. Cuthbert Allgood Mar 28 #14

If a vampire flick would be close enough... Think. Again. Mar 28 #25

Maybe I expand my tradition to a vampire flick on Holy Thursday Cuthbert Allgood Mar 28 #27

Still a big fan of... FalloutShelter Mar 28 #26

Solid choice. Love that movie. Cuthbert Allgood Mar 28 #28

Bless you JoseBalow Mar 28 #21

If your supposed deity 303squadron Mar 28 #29