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Jim Lane

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14. I agree.

Reply to rusty quoin (Reply #9)

Mon Dec 17, 2018, 03:09 PM

Dec 2018

When I heard the joke (see #13), the pilot came back into the passenger cabin. He said that his survival was important so that he could help in the investigation of the mishap, so he took the first parachute. The version with Oprah maligns her and doesn't account for the presence of the pilot.

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Stop me if you've heard this one [View all] lambchopp59 Dec 2018 OP

thanks for the laugh! nt spooky3 Dec 2018 #1

Funny Doreen Dec 2018 #2

Very clever. efhmc Dec 2018 #3

Good one! StarryNite Dec 2018 #4

Made day/night! rickyhall Dec 2018 #5

Good one. (But Oprah wouldn't do that.) nt Honeycombe8 Dec 2018 #6

"Tis a consummation... 3catwoman3 Dec 2018 #7

Wonderful! PatrickforO Dec 2018 #8

I don't get it. Why would Oprah let a school age girl die? She's not bad. rusty quoin Dec 2018 #9

+1 grantcart Dec 2018 #11

I agree. Jim Lane Dec 2018 #14

Oprah only utilized as a card in the Trump's greed deck, a ruse lambchopp59 Dec 2018 #15

Heh heh heh hermetic Dec 2018 #10

Good one! Too bad it's not based on actual events. n/t Different Drummer Dec 2018 #12

I heard it years ago with Henry Kissinger in the starring role. Jim Lane Dec 2018 #13

No offense meant towards Oprah lambchopp59 Dec 2018 #16