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No Vested Interest

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5. Fighting Redux
Wed Sep 10, 2014, 04:46 PM
Sep 2014

Saturday morning, I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage.
I hooked the boat up to the van and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.
The wind was blowing 50mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and
discovered that the weather would be bad all day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed.
I cuddled up to my wife's back;
now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."

My loving wife of many years replied,
"And can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?"

And that's how the fight started...

No one believes Seniors any more! [View all] Crewleader Sep 2014 OP
How To Start A Fight- No Vested Interest Sep 2014 #1
Sexist humor much? starroute Sep 2014 #2
Who knew? I'm going to bed now. No Vested Interest Sep 2014 #3
LOL! Here's another Crewleader Sep 2014 #4
Fighting Redux No Vested Interest Sep 2014 #5
LOL! Another on fishing.... Crewleader Sep 2014 #6
ROFL - Crewleader, I think you have one of those Jack Benny files of jokes... No Vested Interest Sep 2014 #7
Suddenly Senior Jokes I've posted years ago on the first DU. :) Crewleader Sep 2014 #8
Ah, Yes! What goes around comes around. No Vested Interest Sep 2014 #9
Love this post and the replies. Wish I had a good story to add. Paper Roses Sep 2014 #10
I'm happy you enjoyed this thread Paper Roses Crewleader Sep 2014 #11
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