Unfunny Christmas Carol from The Lowell Sun Newspaper

[Ian David]

Christmas carols -- with a twist
The Lowell Sun
Updated: 12/19/2011 08:45:45 AM EST

To the tune of "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer":

Chaz Bono got turned into a man, dear.

Dancin' with a woman on TV.

You might say there's no such thing as Santa

Till you see what Chaz got 'neath his tree.

Chastity was once a cute girl

On her parents' TV show.

Then she stunned the whole dang nation,

When she said her girl parts had to go.

Now transgenders in the Bay State

Have a law that's etched in black.

It says they can change their gender.

Then if they want, they can change it back.

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Direct your anger thusly:

Its Writer, Dan Phelps [e-mail] 978-970-4640
Its Editor, Chris Scott [e-mail] 978-970-4648
Its Publisher, Mark O'Neil [e-mail] 978-970-4807
Its Chairwoman, Kendall Wallace [e-mail] 978-970-4801



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