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Warren DeMontague

(80,708 posts) Mon Apr 8, 2013, 11:43 PM Apr 2013

"LOTS of people have socks" [View all]

Well, I don't.

I mean, I'm not just saying that because I'm doing some ironic post-modern Andy Kaufman Shtick whereby I rail against people having socks while I simultaneously have the MOST socks.

I really, honestly don't and never have. It never occurred to me, honestly. One of me is plenty.

I don't think too many regulars in this group are playing that game, either. I don't think it's our style.

If anything, it might explain why our numbers are so low.

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"LOTS of people have socks" [View all] Warren DeMontague Apr 2013 OP

Nor do I. opiate69 Apr 2013 #1

It's hard to acheive a coherent style pscot Apr 2013 #2

Did someone try to justify their behavior with that line? ProudToBeBlueInRhody Apr 2013 #3

Not their own behavior, but circling the wagons, yes. opiate69 Apr 2013 #4

Oh ProudToBeBlueInRhody Apr 2013 #5

well.. if I remember correctly, someone at some point told Warren that I was one of his opiate69 Apr 2013 #6

3 in the morning excuse Capt. Obvious Apr 2013 #108

well...you know how it is... opiate69 Apr 2013 #109

I had one once, but it got zapped within a day... TreasonousBastard Apr 2013 #7

I don't. Never did. Behind the Aegis Apr 2013 #8

Pretty much how I feel... opiate69 Apr 2013 #9

Thanks for the additional information. Behind the Aegis Apr 2013 #11

And that is one fucking terrifying thought. opiate69 Apr 2013 #14

I wouldn't support making alerters known. Behind the Aegis Apr 2013 #18

I see your point.. but it would somehow be nice to know if someone was alert stalking or otherwise opiate69 Apr 2013 #21

Completely agree with you in that area. Behind the Aegis Apr 2013 #33

Serious question: What are the legitimate uses for sock identities? pacalo Apr 2013 #37

This is what I would see as a legitimate use.... Behind the Aegis Apr 2013 #39

Thanks, BTA. pacalo Apr 2013 #40

You're welcome. Behind the Aegis Apr 2013 #51

The most recent scenario, as I understand it is... opiate69 Apr 2013 #44

Plus... pacalo Apr 2013 #50

Yup yup... opiate69 Apr 2013 #64

THAT CAT IS FULL OF SHIT Skittles Apr 2013 #13

Of course he is.. he's a fucking cat!! opiate69 Apr 2013 #15

HEY!!! Skittles Apr 2013 #20

See! Fucking cats!! Evil little misanthropic furballs, all of 'em!! opiate69 Apr 2013 #22

No, worst of all is when the clump gets stuck to the cat- and travels halfway around the house. Warren DeMontague Apr 2013 #23

Oh, fuck dude.. Dogs are no better there lol. Pomeranian and Shih-Tzu owner here... opiate69 Apr 2013 #28

AW TELL ME ABOUT IT Skittles Apr 2013 #32

"Yeah, go ahead, skittles. Just try to comb it out. I dare ya" Warren DeMontague Apr 2013 #35

OMG he is bad with a brush Skittles Apr 2013 #36

Cats are weird that way, aren't they? Warren DeMontague Apr 2013 #63

Noooo..."WORST" is when they drag it thru the house, and your chihuahuas think it is a snack! Behind the Aegis Apr 2013 #34

That's not what you should be worried about Major Nikon Apr 2013 #65

11 years. Never had a sock. nt Bonobo Apr 2013 #10

you want I should kick your sock-less ass, Warren DeMontague? Skittles Apr 2013 #12

I confess, I have had as many as two on at a time Warren DeMontague Apr 2013 #24

I HAVE HAD IT WITH MEN Skittles Apr 2013 #31

Knowing that "LOTS" of people have socks OnyxCollie Apr 2013 #16

This entire thread is composed of my various DU accounts. ZombieHorde Apr 2013 #17

I've been saying... opiate69 Apr 2013 #19

We are all Library Girl Warren DeMontague Apr 2013 #26

Wait.. I thought we were all eloriel? opiate69 Apr 2013 #29

I thought you meant real socks tavalon Apr 2013 #25

Would love to see the results of the alert. Warren DeMontague Apr 2013 #27

Curses! Foiled again!!!!!! opiate69 Apr 2013 #30

... pacalo Apr 2013 #38

No socks here. HappyMe Apr 2013 #41

I think that is very strange, to even consider making a second account quinnox Apr 2013 #42

Consider the source... Upton Apr 2013 #43

Among certain circles it may not be so untrue Major Nikon Apr 2013 #46

Evidently Upton Apr 2013 #53

It's also possible the claim was made inside that context Major Nikon Apr 2013 #62

I have a drawer devoted to them Major Nikon Apr 2013 #45

A sock just seems like a lot of work tammywammy Apr 2013 #47

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And people who make moles for "enemy" message boards tammywammy Apr 2013 #49

Some have actually done that here! Behind the Aegis Apr 2013 #52

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So what I am hearing is... Behind the Aegis Apr 2013 #57

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Did you get the joke?! Behind the Aegis Apr 2013 #60

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And now you don't even get THAT! Warren DeMontague Apr 2013 #66

Creepy!!! tammywammy Apr 2013 #56

Wow, I had no knowledge in what context the word sock was being used here The2ndWheel Apr 2013 #55

It's a recognized slur against puppet-Americans Warren DeMontague Apr 2013 #58

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Oh, come on Warren! Sissyk Apr 2013 #72

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BREAKING NEWS: The first installment of Agent Mike's surveillance discovery. pacalo Apr 2013 #79

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I think they're on a bag boycott... pacalo Apr 2013 #82

*snork*!!! opiate69 Apr 2013 #75

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Agent Mike sends along this inquiry... pacalo Apr 2013 #78

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wow. just wow. let me clarify. you nailed it. pacalo Apr 2013 #83

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The *volumes* of what one can find on the internet tubes sometimes speak very loud. pacalo Apr 2013 #86

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You, too? pacalo Apr 2013 #88

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Mr. Brownridge became a legend in his town. pacalo Apr 2013 #90

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Whoa...is that G.Gordon Liddy on the funky bass instrument?! pacalo Apr 2013 #92

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The dance of the puppets, rusted chains of prison moons, is shattered by the sun. pacalo Apr 2013 #99

If your youthful pot days were around the time of my youthful pot days... TreasonousBastard Apr 2013 #102

No doubt we are from the same generation; close in age. pacalo Apr 2013 #104

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Come on now, Warren....admit it.... opiate69 Apr 2013 #110

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I'm betting the bat cave has been a bit more active of late... opiate69 Jul 2013 #114

Evidently problems started immediately after the peace accord was signed Major Nikon Jul 2013 #115

What fascinates me is... opiate69 Jul 2013 #116

***LATEST FROM AGENT MIKE*** pacalo Apr 2013 #93

Veddy eenteresting.... opiate69 Apr 2013 #94

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That's very wise, indeed. pacalo Apr 2013 #100

I can unequivocally state that... opiate69 Apr 2013 #96

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Bad-mouthing "DUh" while lining up for attention in the ATA forum. pacalo Apr 2013 #101

Bad-mouthing even those who seem genuinely interested in trying to understand them. pacalo Apr 2013 #103

What is this DU world coming to? pacalo Apr 2013 #107

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Apparently, this guy thought it was ok too.... opiate69 Apr 2013 #112

I had that asshole pegged from the very beginning. nt Bonobo Apr 2013 #113

Everything old is new again... opiate69 Nov 2013 #117

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Well, the trouble with socks is you can only find one at a time. Denninmi Nov 2013 #119

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Tull is my favorite. Seen them about 15 times. nt Bonobo Nov 2013 #121

They make my top 3 as well.. only seen them once though opiate69 Nov 2013 #122