The Daily Star has printed a cut-out-and-keep Dominic Cummings mask on its front page with a pledge that it will allow the wearer to do whatever the hell you want, as part of the tabloids idiosyncratic response to the scandal involving the prime ministers chief aide.
The Star which tends to avoid politics stories and last year proudly declared itself a Brexit-free newspaper told readers: Cant be arsed to stick to the rules like the rest of us? Simply wear this handy Dom face covering and youll get away with murder.
The newspaper also included a Thought for the day bubble that reads imagine having to defend this bloke on TV with a straight face after further questions about the aides decision to undertake a 60-mile round trip from Durham to Barnard Castle to test his eyesight was good enough to drive.
The front page also included a picture of the singer Stevie Wonder commenting on the story, which was justified by the line: Police have warned people not to copy PMs aide Dominic Cummings by driving to check your eyesight, especially if you have vision problems like singer Stevie Wonder.
https://www.theguardian.com/media/2020/may/27/daily-star-dominic-cummings-mask-coronavirus-boris-johnson-adviser