Of course Cummings SHOULD resign, but he won't

[muriel_volestrangler]

5. Jonathan Pie:

"I'm angry that the government's advice appears to have changed from 'wash you hands' to 'stay at home' to 'check if you're going blind by operating heavy machinery on public roads' like some pisshead saying 'well I'm not sure if I'm safe to drive but there's only one way to find out - come on kids, we're going for a drive!' 'Any reasonable person would have done the same'".

Bonus: Michael Gove actually tried to claim he too had driven a car to check his eyesight, before Nick Ferrari laughed at him so much he had to give up - at 11:05: