I think I'd like to visit Nambia. Anyone else been there? What are some points of interest?

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14. Be sure to visit their yuge hair plantations,

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and the special necktie mill, the world's only producer of 6’ long red ties. You should also visit the spray tan factory, where orange spray tan is produced for export in 55 gal. drums. Nambia is also a major producer of paper towels whose packages are specially rifled for accurate throwing. It produces a lot of furniture, too, so you will never have to worry about the furniture of your children.

For your recreation and entertainment, their golf courses are world class; you're guaranteed to shoot a 74 or less every time. Their restaurants serve well-done steaks with ketchup and beautiful chocolate cake, brought to your table on gold plates by naked Slovenian models.