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UTUSN

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3. Here's Gawker's droll take on it:
Fri Dec 12, 2014, 05:10 PM
Dec 2014

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http://gawker.com/cool-pope-just-making-stuff-up-about-heaven-now-1670266333
Cool Pope Just Making Stuff Up About Heaven Now

It is becoming increasingly clear that Cool Pope "Francis" (a nickname)—though he is certainly cool and wacky and generally chill—is just making stuff up as he goes along. Do dogs go to heaven? Sure, why not?

The cool Pope is known for things like dissing capitalism and being okay with porn and generally being the type of Pope who is ready to rap with you about how ganjah was found growing on the grave of Solomon. Now, the way the Catholic church has generally worked is, it's a big deal for the Pope to say something is or is not holy and shit like that—sometimes they argue over these things for hundreds of years! But cool Pope is casting all that aside in favor of just, you know, freestyling off the top of the dome, about religious issues.

Historically Catholics have held that animals do not have souls. Cool? Certainly not. So the other day when the cool Pope met some kid whose dog had died, he stone cold told this kid, "Paradise is open to all of God's creatures." How cool is that???? From the New York Times:

Charles Camosy, an author and professor of Christian ethics at Fordham University, said it was difficult to know precisely what Francis meant, since he spoke "in pastoral language that is not really meant to be dissected by academics." But asked if the remarks had caused a new debate on whether animals have souls, suffer and go to heaven, Mr. Camosy said, "In a word: absolutely."

I'll tell you what he meant: "I like dogs and I'm the Pope so dogs are holy now. Deal with it." Cool Pope's style is cool as hell. Just be careful when he starts making pronouncements to the ladies in the club about God's condemnation of wearing panties, etc.

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seriously? marym625 Dec 2014 #1
Aye - in my 12 years in Catholic school they learned me well rurallib Dec 2014 #5
I went to Catholic School too. grade school and 1 year marym625 Dec 2014 #6
Not surprised - On forums I have found that rurallib Dec 2014 #12
Some Catholic schools were progressive marym625 Dec 2014 #15
Do people really believe these cockamamie tales? Arugula Latte Dec 2014 #2
some people simply cannot take reality Skittles Dec 2014 #4
They have to be as stupid as me. Prisoner_Number_Six Dec 2014 #7
If you believe that you'll go to heaven with your actual body, The Velveteen Ocelot Dec 2014 #8
Jebus can turn piss into Guiness, which is ironically the opposite of what I do Major Nikon Dec 2014 #18
Here's Gawker's droll take on it: UTUSN Dec 2014 #3
I love how they can just change dogma willy nilly NightWatcher Dec 2014 #9
If there are no dogs and cats in heaven I don't want to go there. The Velveteen Ocelot Dec 2014 #10
Ha-HAH, I guess it's you and me against the Paradisio!1 n/t UTUSN Dec 2014 #14
My grandfather would never go into a heaven tavernier Dec 2014 #11
While reading through this op TuxedoKat Dec 2014 #13
it wouldn't be heaven without them. n/t orleans Dec 2014 #16
Obviously the pope doesn't know anything mackerel Dec 2014 #17
Obviously... CanSocDem Dec 2014 #19
so will i meet up with all the cows and pigs i have eaten dembotoz Dec 2014 #20
That could be awkward. The Velveteen Ocelot Dec 2014 #22
I would rather continue a relationship with many of my pets after we die than with mnhtnbb Dec 2014 #21
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