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NightWatcher

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Fri Dec 12, 2014, 02:35 PM Dec 2014

So the New Pope says that dogs (and pets) can go to Heaven [View all]



http://time.com/3631242/pope-francis-dogs-heaven-catholic-church/

The head of the Catholic Church promises that some dogs, at least, do go to heaven

Pope Francis confirmed during his weekly address in the Vatican’s St. Peter’s Square that canines, along with “all of God’s creatures,” can make it to heaven.

The leader of the Catholic Church made the remark in order to comfort a young boy who was mourning the death of his dog, according to the New York Times.

“One day, we will see our animals again in the eternity of Christ. Paradise is open to all of God’s creatures,” said the 77-year-old Pontiff, according to Italian news sources.



This raises several questions:

Was the Pope lying to the sad boy in an attempt to comfort him?

If pets can go to Heaven, will pitbulls be allowed in?

Will pets be allowed in or only if their owners get in too? If we go to Hell does that mean that our pets do too?

What if we go to Heaven, but one of our cats is a little shit. Is that jerk getting into Heaven on my coattails?

Are owners responsible for their own pets? If so, my wife has had something like 5 dogs and 6 or 7 cats so far. That's too many animals for one mansion. Will pets still have to use a box and/or be walked in Heaven? Jesus, the last thing I want to do is have to is scoop a litter box every day. Wow, Heaven's going to be a loud, smelly place if they poop in the afterlife.
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seriously? marym625 Dec 2014 #1
Aye - in my 12 years in Catholic school they learned me well rurallib Dec 2014 #5
I went to Catholic School too. grade school and 1 year marym625 Dec 2014 #6
Not surprised - On forums I have found that rurallib Dec 2014 #12
Some Catholic schools were progressive marym625 Dec 2014 #15
Do people really believe these cockamamie tales? Arugula Latte Dec 2014 #2
some people simply cannot take reality Skittles Dec 2014 #4
They have to be as stupid as me. Prisoner_Number_Six Dec 2014 #7
If you believe that you'll go to heaven with your actual body, The Velveteen Ocelot Dec 2014 #8
Jebus can turn piss into Guiness, which is ironically the opposite of what I do Major Nikon Dec 2014 #18
Here's Gawker's droll take on it: UTUSN Dec 2014 #3
I love how they can just change dogma willy nilly NightWatcher Dec 2014 #9
If there are no dogs and cats in heaven I don't want to go there. The Velveteen Ocelot Dec 2014 #10
Ha-HAH, I guess it's you and me against the Paradisio!1 n/t UTUSN Dec 2014 #14
My grandfather would never go into a heaven tavernier Dec 2014 #11
While reading through this op TuxedoKat Dec 2014 #13
it wouldn't be heaven without them. n/t orleans Dec 2014 #16
Obviously the pope doesn't know anything mackerel Dec 2014 #17
Obviously... CanSocDem Dec 2014 #19
so will i meet up with all the cows and pigs i have eaten dembotoz Dec 2014 #20
That could be awkward. The Velveteen Ocelot Dec 2014 #22
I would rather continue a relationship with many of my pets after we die than with mnhtnbb Dec 2014 #21
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