Have you been as busy as Florida Man this week?

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27 March 2014: Florida Man points gun at teen he finds in stepdaughter's closet
27 March 2014: Florida Man accused of arranging child sex tours in Ecuador
27 March 2014: Florida Man breaks into bar
27 March 2014: Florida Man may take over Westboro Baptist Church
31 March 2014: Florida Man pleads guilty to poaching sea turtle eggs
1 April 2014: Florida Man inspires Plumas County residents to ‘Love Life’
1 April 2014: Florida Man Runs for Congress
1 April 2014: Florida Man recorded punching woman in drive-thru
1 April 2014: Florida Man gets Taco Bell TV ad
2 April 2014: Florida Man blacked out in car with Taco Bell burrito in hand
2 April 2014: Florida Man arrested

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	Compared to me, Florida Man is a lazy-ass couch potato
	0 (0%)
	... um ... I stopped believing in Florida Man when I was six
	0 (0%)
	Florida Man is a sockpuppet
	1 (100%)
	Right now, I'm in law school, studying night and day to become Florida Man's attorney
	0 (0%)
	Yeah, ya gotta admit Florida Man works real hard. But I work smarter
	0 (0%)
	Bat Man could kick Florida Man's wump
	0 (0%)
	Florida Man gets a lotta headlines, but I've actually been arrested more times
	0 (0%)
	I feel old: I've never heard of Florida Man
	0 (0%)
	Florida Man is a frickin superhero! We are not worthy!
	0 (0%)
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