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Chan790

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9. She lives in Ohio and we're estranged.

Mon Mar 24, 2014, 07:53 PM

Mar 2014

She helped her brother, my uncle, steal about $20,000 from their father then tried to blame it on my mother and I. Her previous crusade was to attempt to talk my stepfather (her brother) out of marrying "white trash."

(She thought her family was better than us...now she wants to make amends. She realized that my mother's family isn't dirt-poor...they're just so cheap they squeak. Living like they're penniless while sitting on $M's in land.)

Pepe's is incredible pizza. I go often. It's only a 45 minute drive and it's worth it.

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Ranch dressing on pizza? [View all] Earth_First Mar 2014 OP

How much do they charge for Pineapple?... n/t PoliticAverse Mar 2014 #1

Ranch dressing is a vile plague on food... Wounded Bear Mar 2014 #2

Many of the Hispanic guys I work with will put... Callmecrazy Mar 2014 #3

Mix in some mayo and you've got $1000 Island. LiberalAndProud Mar 2014 #14

I have an aunt that puts ranch on pizza. Chan790 Mar 2014 #4

You need to take her to Pepe's in New Haven, CT. A HERETIC I AM Mar 2014 #8

She lives in Ohio and we're estranged. Chan790 Mar 2014 #9

Only for the crust Blue_Tires Mar 2014 #5

That's my answer: order wings and pizza, eat the wings, dip the pizza crusts petronius Mar 2014 #13

That is outrageous npk Mar 2014 #6

Worst. Idea. EVER. KamaAina Mar 2014 #7

Ummm...NO! (nt) bigwillq Mar 2014 #10

I hate it sharp_stick Mar 2014 #11

Heresy! hrmjustin Mar 2014 #12

Next people will be demanding ketchup Aerows Mar 2014 #22

. hrmjustin Mar 2014 #24

My cousin's wife has people in her family who can't live without raunch dressing aint_no_life_nowhere Mar 2014 #15

I've never heard of ranch dressing on pizza. The Velveteen Ocelot Mar 2014 #16

Ranch is good, but I prefer bleu cheese on pizza. Om nom nom! nt LumosMaxima Mar 2014 #17

My dog would love it! chknltl Mar 2014 #18

So the owner is being kind of a dick and doesn't like it so he's charging an insane amount for those Vashta Nerada Mar 2014 #19

I don't get it either. Jenoch Mar 2014 #20

Good grief, ICK! Aerows Mar 2014 #21

I now know six DUers Aerows Mar 2014 #23

See my post about Pahrump's K7, below. Systematic Chaos Mar 2014 #27

Well that sounds like it might be Aerows Mar 2014 #29

Blasphemy! nt Jamaal510 Mar 2014 #25

K7 Pizza in Pahrump, NV had pizzas with ranch and pesto sauces (both handmade)... Systematic Chaos Mar 2014 #26

always for the crust fizzgig Mar 2014 #28

My response to this idea hobbit709 Mar 2014 #30

Pizza with is very popular in the Philippines rudolph the red Mar 2014 #31

Only, only if it's good Ranch raptor_rider Mar 2014 #32

BBQ Sauce Rocks! Lady Freedom Returns Mar 2014 #33

On a buffalo chicken pizza? Generic Brad Mar 2014 #34

Ever had it with Blue Cheese Dressing? Lady Freedom Returns Mar 2014 #35

That would be preferable Generic Brad Mar 2014 #36

It's not my thing, but I find it no odder than anything CPK does. OmahaBlueDog Mar 2014 #37

I just threw up in my mouth a little and I love ranch. Also, try that here in NYC sir pball Mar 2014 #38

I voted no. Bleu cheese dressing, however ... JustABozoOnThisBus Mar 2014 #39

And the book says. sendero Mar 2014 #40

My daughter does that but she will put ranch or ketchup on just about anything. seaglass Mar 2014 #41

Blu Cheese (especially on a buffalo chicken pizza). nt hack89 Mar 2014 #42