Seated or standing?

[OriginalGeek]

20. Precisely

I also have a poop stool.

I read somewhere (They can't put it on the internet if it isn't true!) that our bodies built to eliminate from a squatted position so your feet should be roughly as high as your butt. I believe in Asian countries the toilets are built into the ground so that you have no choice but we westerners in our lap of luxury have taken to reclining while pooping. You sure can't get a couple chapters of that book in while trying not to fall ass-first into the toilet! So in typical American-style compromise and ingenuity, I got me a foot stool to put my feet on while in the act and then after a courtesy flush and a few chapters I can lean sideways and take care of cleanliness. Folded and wet rather than balled up like some barbarian.