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In reply to the discussion: Why there are so many border collies at animal shelters [View all]FloridaJudy
(9,465 posts)Border Collie: Just one. And Ill replace any wiring thats not up to code.
Afghan Hound: Light bulb? What light bulb?
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, weve got our whole lives ahead of us, and youre worrying about a burned out light bulb?
Greyhound: It isnt moving. Who cares?
Dachshund: I cant reach the stupid lamp!
Poodle: Ill just blow in the border collies ear and hell do it.
Rotweiller: Make me!
Shih tzu: Pul-leeze, dahling, I have servants for that kind of thing.
Labrador Retriever: Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeasze let me change the light bulb. Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Alaskan Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while hes busy.
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Australian Shepherd: Put all the bulbs in a little circle
Jack Russell Terrier: Ill just pop it in while Im bouncing off the walls and furniture.
Bulldog: Just one, but it takes them 3 years to do it.
Doberman Pinscher: While its dark, Im going to sleep on the couch.
Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
Pug: Er, two. Or maybe one. No on second thought, make that two. Is that OK with you?
German Shepherd: Ill change it as soon as Ive led these people from the dark, check to make sure I havent missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
Beagle: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I ate was a light bulb?
Pointer: I see it! There it is! Right there!
Great Dane: Just give me back my blanket and do it yourself.
Siberian Husky: Light bulb?!? I ate the light bulb, and the lamp, and the coffee table it sat on, and the carpet under the coffee table and
Cat: You need light to see?