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Floyd R. Turbo

(26,574 posts) Wed Apr 6, 2022, 12:34 PM Apr 2022

and clean the whole house while she takes a nap!

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ROFL! 50 Shades Of Blue Apr 2022 #1

😁 Floyd R. Turbo Apr 2022 #4

Well it never hurts to have a dream... flying_wahini Apr 2022 #2

😏 Floyd R. Turbo Apr 2022 #5

My wife hates it when I do that. Aristus Apr 2022 #3

You may be the luckiest man on the planet!🤗 Floyd R. Turbo Apr 2022 #6

Don't forget to put on your rubber Blue Owl Apr 2022 #7

Kinky! 😁 Floyd R. Turbo Apr 2022 #8

My wife wants me to have a smokin' hot body Martin Eden Apr 2022 #9

Has she made an appointment for you?🔥 Floyd R. Turbo Apr 2022 #10

She's going to surprise me with it. Martin Eden Apr 2022 #11

My kids are going to have me cremated - just to make sure I'm dead. Probatim Apr 2022 #12

If you want to get even with them Mr.Bill Apr 2022 #16

That might be worth it's own thread. Probatim Apr 2022 #18

I'll just say the if you think your kids Mr.Bill Apr 2022 #21

Just before you leave, Floyd R. Turbo Apr 2022 #23

I'll be sure to carry some unpopped kernels with me at all times Martin Eden Apr 2022 #30

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Nice ash! Blue Owl Apr 2022 #22

I wish I could let my mother sleep all day nitpicker Apr 2022 #13

Bummer! Floyd R. Turbo Apr 2022 #24

Good one, you got me. CaptainTruth Apr 2022 #14

😁 Floyd R. Turbo Apr 2022 #25

So how is the cleaning going? twodogsbarking Apr 2022 #15

🤬 Floyd R. Turbo Apr 2022 #26

This should have been your April Fools Day post FakeNoose Apr 2022 #17

Now your tell me! Floyd R. Turbo Apr 2022 #27

You got me too Stuart G Apr 2022 #19

🤗 Floyd R. Turbo Apr 2022 #28

Guess that's why I'm twice divorced... Wounded Bear Apr 2022 #20

😏 Floyd R. Turbo Apr 2022 #29