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Did you hear about the Buddhist..... Champion Jack Jan 2020 #1
A woman calls the fire department screaming that her house is on fire. iwillalwayswonderwhy Jan 2020 #2
I had to read that three times underpants Apr 2020 #126
Thanks for the giggles! Karadeniz Jan 2020 #3
This only makes sense when said out loud. What's Irish and stays on the porch all winter? Rustynaerduwell Jan 2020 #4
What do they call an Italian suppository? TexasBushwhacker Jan 2020 #14
ahem. mopinko Jan 2020 #55
Groaners! So bad that you have to repeat them. keithbvadu2 Jan 2020 #5
What is brown and sticky? Collimator Jan 2020 #6
What's brown and sounds like a bell? A HERETIC I AM Feb 2020 #72
Why should you never fight a dinosaur? luvallpeeps Apr 2020 #156
What do you give to a sick lemon? MatthewHatesTrump2 Jan 2020 #7
What do you call someone else's cheese? GumboYaYa Jan 2020 #8
I was thinking of this one LeftInTX Jan 2020 #42
A cat hijacks a plane and demands to be taken to the Floyd R. Turbo Jan 2020 #9
What's the name of an Irish chest disease you catch at a bookie joint...? First Speaker Jan 2020 #10
Where did General MacArthur hide his armies? maxrandb Jan 2020 #11
What do you call a Hippie's wife? red dog 1 Jan 2020 #12
Can I tell a dirty joke? backtoblue Jan 2020 #13
That's so funny... Harker Jan 2020 #15
Well, I think you're funny... backtoblue Jan 2020 #17
I want a second opinion! Harker Jan 2020 #18
As Mama used to say... backtoblue Jan 2020 #19
Which hand is which? Harker Jan 2020 #20
You smell bad as well. A HERETIC I AM Feb 2020 #73
Hey... Harker Feb 2020 #75
You're crazy too! Shermann Apr 2020 #132
Took you long enough Harker Apr 2020 #137
The irony is that "I fell in the mud" isn't a joke at all, dirty or otherwise. John Fante Apr 2020 #128
What did General Washington say to his troops before they crossed the Delaware river? la-trucker Jan 2020 #16
Love it underpants Jan 2020 #30
lol on this one :) patricia92243 Jan 2020 #36
Why do they have gates around cemeteries? red dog 1 Jan 2020 #21
I don't have a dad's body,, benld74 Jan 2020 #22
That's funny. underpants Jan 2020 #29
A guy goes to his therapist and says, "Doc, Doc, something's wrong. Sometimes I feel like a teepee.. brush Apr 2020 #131
A guy goes to doctor about a pain in his butt. Captain Zero Apr 2020 #182
That got a legitimate chuckle out of me. Here's another one. brush Apr 2020 #183
Dayum qwlauren35 May 2020 #193
Do you remember that joke I told you about my spine? red dog 1 Jan 2020 #23
That's about as funny as a fart in a space suit. Harker Jan 2020 #24
"A fart in a space suit"? red dog 1 Jan 2020 #40
All Franken pod cast True Blue American Mar 2020 #101
One of my favorite sayings is customerserviceguy Apr 2020 #133
Farts are always funny Danascot Apr 2020 #146
The hours must fly by... Harker Apr 2020 #148
Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calendar? edbermac Jan 2020 #25
Math! Time! underpants Jan 2020 #31
Did you already hear about the zoo that only has a dog? Tiggeroshii Jan 2020 #26
There were two peanuts walking down the Rue Strassa..... AJT Jan 2020 #27
Know why I never take coffee from a vampire? kerouac2 Jan 2020 #28
Okay, I gotta pass that one along! lastlib Jan 2020 #48
Grasshopper hops into a bar Varaddem Jan 2020 #32
How does an IT person drink coffee? Ohiogal Jan 2020 #33
How do you make a tissue dance? 56miSSie Jan 2020 #34
Not a joke but a saying: He has about as much chance as demosincebirth Jan 2020 #35
Busy as a one-armed paper hanger Captain Zero Jan 2020 #52
That's depressing demosincebirth Jan 2020 #59
What do you say to a one legged hitchhiker? Brother Buzz Jan 2020 #56
Good one demosincebirth Jan 2020 #58
Message auto-removed Name removed Jan 2020 #37
Bar patron: "Do you know you have no talent?" Doc_Technical Jan 2020 #38
My doctor told me my sugar was too high... Wounded Bear Jan 2020 #39
What streets do ghosts haunt? red dog 1 Jan 2020 #41
Today I gave my dead batteries away...They were free of charge. red dog 1 Jan 2020 #43
Q) Why do scuba divers always fall backwards out of the boat? blockhead Jan 2020 #44
Q) Where do animals go when their tails fall off? red dog 1 Jan 2020 #45
Q) - What do you call a cow with no legs? red dog 1 Jan 2020 #46
Q) - When is a door not a door? red dog 1 Jan 2020 #47
Why did the cows go back to the marijuana patch? lastlib Jan 2020 #49
The steaks were never higher liberaltrucker Mar 2020 #117
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? red dog 1 Jan 2020 #50
But Mommy, I don't want to go to China! tazkcmo Jan 2020 #51
Reminds me customerserviceguy Apr 2020 #135
a grape was rolling on the sidewalk Marthe48 Jan 2020 #53
a little long but maybe you'll like it Marthe48 Jan 2020 #54
Omg dixiegrrrrl Apr 2020 #185
Pony walks into a bar. LuckyCharms Jan 2020 #57
My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books, red dog 1 Jan 2020 #60
What did the snail tell the turtle? Mendocino Jan 2020 #61
My wife asked me if I was ever going to stop singing that Oasis song... SKKY Feb 2020 #62
What did the banana say to the vibrator? SKKY Feb 2020 #63
🙂😬 MLAA Apr 2020 #151
How do you tell a boy tuna from a girl tuna? red dog 1 Feb 2020 #64
A Manic-Depressive goes on vacation & sends back a postcard: red dog 1 Feb 2020 #65
Did you hear about the self-help group for people who never stop talking? red dog 1 Feb 2020 #66
A guy goes to church, asks a man if the seat next to him is saved, and the man says red dog 1 Feb 2020 #67
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? red dog 1 Feb 2020 #68
I remember the last thing my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket red dog 1 Feb 2020 #69
Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? red dog 1 Feb 2020 #70
Thought of one and updated it Marthe48 Feb 2020 #71
That joke reminds me of the Steve Martin movie "Leap of Faith" red dog 1 Feb 2020 #74
My Mom or Dad told me the joke Marthe48 Feb 2020 #78
Loved that movie. But the female lead was Debra Winger, if I am not mistaken. nt tblue37 May 2020 #196
A cop in Vegas Watchfoxheadexplodes Feb 2020 #76
What's white and crawls up your leg? First Speaker Feb 2020 #77
Why did the moron throw a clock out the window? red dog 1 Feb 2020 #79
What do you call a sleepwalking nun? red dog 1 Feb 2020 #80
If trees could kill you, they wood. red dog 1 Feb 2020 #81
Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar? red dog 1 Feb 2020 #82
What crop do they grow at the "Dumb Joke Farm"? red dog 1 Feb 2020 #83
I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger....Then it hit me! red dog 1 Feb 2020 #84
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. red dog 1 Feb 2020 #85
A man walks into a zoo...The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. red dog 1 Mar 2020 #86
What type of dog is most related to a bird? kairos12 Mar 2020 #87
Two penguins on an ice flow red dog 1 Mar 2020 #88
Q) - What has four wheels and flies? red dog 1 Mar 2020 #89
Q) What was a greater invention than the first telephone? red dog 1 Mar 2020 #90
What do you call an alligator in a vest? red dog 1 Mar 2020 #91
Q) What's the difference between a fly and a bird? red dog 1 Mar 2020 #92
Q) How do you make a pirate furious? red dog 1 Mar 2020 #93
Q) What did the 300 pound canary say? red dog 1 Mar 2020 #94
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas." red dog 1 Mar 2020 #95
Smiling at all, but LOL at this one. nt LAS14 Apr 2020 #121
I know...I love this one. red dog 1 Apr 2020 #124
Q) How do dogcatchers get paid? red dog 1 Mar 2020 #96
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon.com account? red dog 1 Mar 2020 #97
(kid) "Dad, how do stars die?" red dog 1 Mar 2020 #98
Wow, You're Loaded Up With These ProfessorGAC Mar 2020 #100
Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? ironflange Mar 2020 #99
What do you call a fake noodle? DetlefK Mar 2020 #102
Q: Why can't you trust atoms? Aquaria Mar 2020 #103
Stupid math jokes Aquaria Mar 2020 #104
What does a mathematician do when he's constipated? Disaffected May 2020 #203
What's gray and puts out forest fires? JackintheGreen Mar 2020 #105
Yes! underpants Apr 2020 #127
Q) Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory? red dog 1 Mar 2020 #106
Q) How much money does a pirate pay for corn? red dog 1 Mar 2020 #107
Q) What do you call birds who stick together? red dog 1 Mar 2020 #108
Jesus on the cross calls out to Paul who Kashkakat v.2.0 Mar 2020 #109
Why is it good to save pennies? red dog 1 Mar 2020 #110
Name the four Alou brothers. Harker Mar 2020 #111
I think you're on the wrong thread red dog 1 Mar 2020 #112
Boog. Harker Mar 2020 #114
Oh, in that case, you're on the right thread. red dog 1 Mar 2020 #115
Q) Why aren't dogs good dancers? red dog 1 Mar 2020 #113
Q) Which superhero hits the most home runs? red dog 1 Mar 2020 #116
What's green and sings? DeminPennswoods Mar 2020 #118
I Do, Sir, But None Of Them Are Printable Here The Magistrate Mar 2020 #119
What's better than roses on your piano Hotler Mar 2020 #120
I didn't think they could get worse, but they just... LAS14 Apr 2020 #122
Q) What did one plate whisper to the other plate? red dog 1 Apr 2020 #123
Q) Did you know diarrhea is hereditary? red dog 1 Apr 2020 #125
What did the male chimp say to the female chimp? John Fante Apr 2020 #129
Did you hear Mickey and Minnie Mouse are getting a divorce? LakeArenal Apr 2020 #130
Good one! red dog 1 Apr 2020 #134
A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar customerserviceguy Apr 2020 #136
Duck walks into a pharmacy and asks for a tube of Chapstick. Adsos Letter Apr 2020 #138
What do you call fake spaghetti? kairos12 Apr 2020 #139
What do you get when you cross a pig with a cow? CottonBear Apr 2020 #140
I went my doctor the other day and she told me I had to stop maturbating! Vinnie From Indy Apr 2020 #141
Why can't you trust atoms? red dog 1 Apr 2020 #142
Did you hear about the Viagra shipment that got stolen? red dog 1 Apr 2020 #143
What do you call a guy who never farts in public? red dog 1 Apr 2020 #144
What do ghosts like to drink the most? red dog 1 Apr 2020 #145
Why did the moron throw butter out the window? red dog 1 Apr 2020 #147
What can you catch from a vampire in winter-time? red dog 1 Apr 2020 #149
How do you talk to giants? red dog 1 Apr 2020 #150
When the side mug shot was shown to a blonde in during a police interview, at140 Apr 2020 #152
What is the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? JoeOtterbein Apr 2020 #153
Love that one underpants Apr 2020 #160
I think the joke was in... JoeOtterbein Apr 2020 #161
Oh! underpants Apr 2020 #162
What do you call a deer that is blind? lapfog_1 Apr 2020 #154
Why did Fats Dominoe sue Elvis Presley? luvallpeeps Apr 2020 #155
What's green and has four red wheels? Jacoby365 Apr 2020 #157
A man had nightmares and couldn't sleep DonaldsRump Apr 2020 #158
The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar. CrispyQ Apr 2020 #159
Horse walks into a bar. COLGATE4 Apr 2020 #163
Why was the picture sent to jail? red dog 1 Apr 2020 #164
What do you call a rich elf? red dog 1 Apr 2020 #165
What do you call a fake noodle? red dog 1 Apr 2020 #166
What kind of tree fits in your hand? red dog 1 Apr 2020 #167
Why was the skeleton afraid of the storm? red dog 1 Apr 2020 #168
What do you call cheese that's not your cheese? red dog 1 Apr 2020 #169
What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? red dog 1 Apr 2020 #170
Q) Why couldn't Dracula's wife fall asleep? red dog 1 Apr 2020 #171
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? red dog 1 Apr 2020 #172
What do you call a magic dog? red dog 1 Apr 2020 #173
A man carrying an octopus walks into a bar Tom Kitten Apr 2020 #174
Why do people tell actors to 'break a leg'? red dog 1 Apr 2020 #175
About an elderly gentleman with hearing problems... Stuart G Apr 2020 #176
The Pope and Rabbi Moishe.....an old one, not mean, just funny... Stuart G Apr 2020 #177
I love it! dixiegrrrrl Apr 2020 #187
Nominated for the best short joke of 2008 Stuart G Apr 2020 #178
A long one, but worth it. This time an elederly lady... Stuart G Apr 2020 #179
Indian Hills Community Sign always has something corny on it. LeftInTX Apr 2020 #180
Turning vegan would be a big missed steak LeftInTX Apr 2020 #181
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? red dog 1 Apr 2020 #184
There was a small man Marthe48 Apr 2020 #186
Where does a one-armed man shop? red dog 1 Apr 2020 #188
What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? red dog 1 Apr 2020 #189
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli? red dog 1 Apr 2020 #190
How does the ocean say hello? red dog 1 May 2020 #191
How do you make holy water? red dog 1 May 2020 #192
What do elves do after school? red dog 1 May 2020 #194
How many lips does a flower have? red dog 1 May 2020 #195
Another Marthe48 May 2020 #197
I'm on a whiskey diet. red dog 1 May 2020 #198
How do fish get high? red dog 1 May 2020 #199
Why were the Indians here first? red dog 1 May 2020 #200
Did you hear about the dentist and the manicurist? red dog 1 May 2020 #201
Did you hear about the cannibal who was late for dinner? red dog 1 May 2020 #202
How do you talk to giants? red dog 1 May 2020 #204
Why did the tomato blush? red dog 1 May 2020 #205
What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? red dog 1 May 2020 #206
What kind of music do mummies listen to? red dog 1 May 2020 #207
Don't know if this qualifies as "dumb" or not, but here goes. Different Drummer May 2020 #208
Did you hear about the cannibal that passed his friend in the jungle? burrowowl May 2020 #209
What do you call a seagull when it flies over a bay? red dog 1 May 2020 #210
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying? red dog 1 May 2020 #211
Why was the burglar so sensitive? red dog 1 May 2020 #212
What did the tired toilet say to the plunger? red dog 1 May 2020 #213
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