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I'll start things off with this one:
"Whatever you do, don't sell that cow!"
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Post the punch line of a joke and see if anyone knows what joke it's from without using Google [View all]
red dog 1
Sep 2019
OP
honestly, i would have to reconstruct it to tell it. it was just an inside joke in the family
mopinko
Nov 2019
#208
In one scene from "Men in Black" Tommy Lee Jones said those exact words and then laughed.
red dog 1
Sep 2019
#71
Very good! Long, long joke--must be drawn out. Doorbell ringing and ringing. Guy in shower, but door
emmaverybo
Oct 2019
#128
Different versions. My version told to my by an Irish story-teller type who drew it out. I was
emmaverybo
Nov 2019
#184
An old bull and a young bull are standing on a hillside, looking down at a bunch of cows
red dog 1
Sep 2019
#48
Upon reflection, I think the old bull said: "No, son..We'll walk down there and fuck 'em all!"
red dog 1
Sep 2019
#69
My mother in law to be told me that 5 minutes after I met her for the first time. nt
LAS14
Dec 2019
#220
Okay here's some help: spoken by GWB during a briefing on the Iraq war n/t
discntnt_irny_srcsm
Sep 2019
#94
A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel coming out of his pants..
MatthewHatesTrump2
Nov 2019
#168
A rich man and a poor man had the same wedding anniversary date; and they would meet each other
MatthewHatesTrump2
Oct 2019
#116
"I used to say 'fuck you' all the time, now I just smile and say 'how nice'..."
regnaD kciN
Oct 2019
#126
"I told them I was President Trump's driver and that I killed the pig!"
MatthewHatesTrump2
Nov 2019
#171
The late and much missed Annette Apollo (Old Leftie Lawyer, Tangerine LaBamba)
rzemanfl
Nov 2019
#176
"One is assaulting with intent to kill, the other is killing with intent to salt."
red dog 1
Jan 2020
#263