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In reply to the discussion: Somebody tell me a funny joke. Spent too much time in GD. [View all]SeattleVet
(5,468 posts)23. Two buddies are out hunting, and one grabs his chest and collapses.
He doesn't seem to be breathing, he's turned an ashen grey, and his eyes are glazed.
The other guy whips out his phone and calls 911.
He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator says, "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence; then a gun shot is heard.
Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?"
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Wife: you haven't listened to a thing I've said. You just tone me out all the time.
underpants
Jun 2018
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