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SeattleVet

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23. Two buddies are out hunting, and one grabs his chest and collapses.
Fri Jun 22, 2018, 05:42 PM
Jun 2018

He doesn't seem to be breathing, he's turned an ashen grey, and his eyes are glazed.

The other guy whips out his phone and calls 911.

He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator says, "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence; then a gun shot is heard.

Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?"

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