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tclambert

(11,084 posts)
9. I'm in favor of Trump going on Mt. Rushmore, right at the very top
Tue Aug 11, 2020, 06:05 PM
Aug 2020

and then jumping off. If the Secret Service is monitoring DU, let me assure them that I did not even THINK of writing "and then PUSHING HIM OFF!" PUSHING TRUMP OFF MT. RUSHMORE would be wrong and no one should make a hashtag of that or anything.

PUSHING TRUMP OFF MT. RUSHMORE would be so . . . what's the word I want? . . . horrible. That's it. Not wonderful. Not delightful. Not patriotic. Horrible. Yes, so horrible. Let's all just take a moment and meditate on how horrible that would be.

And let me assure Trump's personal Secret Service bodyguards that I am in no way advocating that they themselves PUSH TRUMP OFF A CLIFF. Again, that would technically be wrong, even though it would be easy to make it look like an accident.

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