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88. Yes, they found their ticket for 2016:

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Tens Of Thousands Sign White House Petition For Alaska To Secede And Rejoin Russia [View all] uhnope Mar 2014 OP

Wow. Must SUCK to be a TRAITOR! Cooley Hurd Mar 2014 #1

Now now, you don't know who is signing it. Erich Bloodaxe BSN Mar 2014 #31

Todd Palin, signatory. ;-) Cooley Hurd Mar 2014 #32

oh Rick Perry PatrynXX Mar 2014 #73

I live here and have NEVER heard anyone say we need to go back to roguevalley Mar 2014 #78

What are they calling it? Salviati Mar 2014 #2

DUzy!!! Scuba Mar 2014 #22

You Win, but I guess no one told them Heather MC Mar 2014 #56

Nailed it. n/t freshwest Mar 2014 #87

Under one condition: They have to take Sarah Palin LiberalEsto Mar 2014 #3

As I recall Todd Palin was a member of a secessionist Party prior to the McGramps Bluenorthwest Mar 2014 #5

Well, they'll have to take him too nt LiberalEsto Mar 2014 #6

It was called the Alaska Independence Party jmowreader Mar 2014 #14

Does what Sarah Palin speaks count as English? MNBrewer Mar 2014 #40

No, that's Gibberish. Jackpine Radical Mar 2014 #66

It's closer to English than to Russian, anyway jmowreader Mar 2014 #74

^This! 1000+! 2banon Mar 2014 #28

Yes, she must be the first to go. I'll pay her fare SummerSnow Mar 2014 #60

GMTA! lastlib Mar 2014 #68

Red state ASS HOLES. penndragon69 Mar 2014 #4

If they don't want to be part of the team let 'em go! nt Jake Stern Mar 2014 #7

NO ONE HERE IS PART OF THIS! Truly. No Alaskan I ever heard spoke about any roguevalley Mar 2014 #80

Todd Palin? chuckstevens Mar 2014 #8

The Alaskan Independence Party that Todd supported certianly does not want to join Russia Reter Mar 2014 #42

Oh, Okay, that's much better then jberryhill Mar 2014 #51

Ten bucks says maybe ten of those are Alaskans Scootaloo Mar 2014 #9

Hey, Sarah, How's that secession-changy thing workin out for ya? FailureToCommunicate Mar 2014 #10

I have no problems with this adieu Mar 2014 #11

Bullshit! AllTooEasy Mar 2014 #18

I'm ok with Georgia going 'back' to England n2doc Mar 2014 #21

Unfortunately, demilib Mar 2014 #25

Better him than Crooked Deal n2doc Mar 2014 #37

LOL nt SunSeeker Mar 2014 #26

You are mistaken StoneCarver Mar 2014 #48

Thank you! bravenak Mar 2014 #53

We are a red state. bravenak Mar 2014 #52

We are a huge mineral and food resource for this country. Consider this, lower forty eight roguevalley Mar 2014 #81

I have lived in Anchorage for 22 years and i love it. bravenak Mar 2014 #85

I have lived here for 40. we are a blue state bought out roguevalley Mar 2014 #95

Let's start a petition to buy anyone a one-way ticket to the Russian destination of choice NBachers Mar 2014 #12

No, no, that's not necessary jmowreader Mar 2014 #20

Why plane? They can see Russia from their houses! n/t cosmicone Mar 2014 #63

They can go by rowboat, canoe or sailboat...no plane. Auntie Bush Mar 2014 #89

Or... they can wait for the next ice age and walk across the frozen sea n/t cosmicone Mar 2014 #90

That would be a good solution but it takes too long since we're headed in the opposite direction. Auntie Bush Mar 2014 #91

Not according to teabaggers hahaha n/t cosmicone Mar 2014 #93

Hell no! nt snappyturtle Mar 2014 #13

Putin/Palin in2018!!! NT Jerry442 Mar 2014 #15

I bet this petition is a gag AllTooEasy Mar 2014 #16

You only need 50 signatures to get a petition up on the White House's red dog 1 Mar 2014 #58

Then we can definitely get those many signatures to exile Palin SummerSnow Mar 2014 #62

I'll sign that petition! red dog 1 Mar 2014 #98

"strangely worded" indeed. Broken English direct from Russian uhnope Mar 2014 #17

Maybe the vast majority of the signers are from the justhanginon Mar 2014 #19

I just assumed that's what it was. DeadLetterOffice Mar 2014 #65

Jeez, teabaggers will sign anything. louis-t Mar 2014 #23

Maybe I can get one of them christx30 Mar 2014 #24

H2O? MiniMe Mar 2014 #71

Yes christx30 Mar 2014 #72

Do you REALLY think that's who Guaguacoa Mar 2014 #69

I would have a long talk defacto7 Mar 2014 #27

Something overlooked. zeemike Mar 2014 #36

Lovely memories in the Kenai Peninsula. 2banon Mar 2014 #41

I live on the peninsula. Come back. :D We would be glad to have you. :D roguevalley Mar 2014 #82

.... 2banon Mar 2014 #83

............... trusty elf Mar 2014 #29

Oops! We're dumbfucks. We can't even manage arranging 6 signs. mnhtnbb Mar 2014 #47

Great post! red dog 1 Mar 2014 #50

SEXY? They not only misspelled it, they mispronounced it. n/t freshwest Mar 2014 #86

Can Texas go too? ebbie15644 Mar 2014 #30

FReepers love Putin Faygo Kid Mar 2014 #33

Yes, they found their ticket for 2016: freshwest Mar 2014 #88

Another "Dumbest Thing Ever" SoapBox Mar 2014 #34

I predict this will be every bit as effective as the petition to build a Death Star. Jgarrick Mar 2014 #35

Aka - The Teapartymobile... n/t jtuck004 Mar 2014 #39

lol - fine, we'll take our cruise ships and go home, but Russia has to keep the Palins nt. pragmatic_dem Mar 2014 #38

So now it's time for christx30 Mar 2014 #43

I thought this was from the Onion.. 2banon Mar 2014 #44

Damn! If they take Sarah Palin and we never hear from her again... mnhtnbb Mar 2014 #45

Indexed for inflation since 1867, the cost to be paid to the US Government for Alaska would be MNBrewer Mar 2014 #46

Be careful what you wish for Teabaggers! Otherwise get ready to be told... Crowman1979 Mar 2014 #49

I doubt seriously it's teabaggers signing it, most likely Guaguacoa Mar 2014 #70

Candidate for this year's "You Call This NEWS?" Award rocktivity Mar 2014 #54

They need a 100 thousands for White House to review their petition. LisaL Mar 2014 #55

It Will Be No Deal Wolf Frankula Mar 2014 #57

But . . . but Mr. Putin! Brigid Mar 2014 #64

K&R...Thanks for posting. red dog 1 Mar 2014 #59

So Calfornia had a Russian fort 2hrs north of San Francisco... bayareaboy Mar 2014 #61

I refuse to believe this unless there is a corresponding davidpdx Mar 2014 #67

So a vote in Alaska would be to secede and join Russia but a vote in Crimea is annexation? Fred Sanders Mar 2014 #75

Well, that's just stupid. Pterodactyl Mar 2014 #76

30,000 is hardly tens of thousands........... Dyedinthewoolliberal Mar 2014 #77

I am sure we can come up with a dollar amount ManiacJoe Mar 2014 #79

I remember when the CONservatives hated Communism. Now, they LOVE Communism. And Daddy Putin, too! blkmusclmachine Mar 2014 #84

The Indians used to own NYC...should we give that back to them. Auntie Bush Mar 2014 #92

Only if Palin stays in Alaska. marble falls Mar 2014 #94

With more frequency there are OP's where one is sure to find a link to The Onion. Jefferson23 Mar 2014 #96

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