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uhnope

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Sat Mar 29, 2014, 03:50 PM Mar 2014

Tens Of Thousands Sign White House Petition For Alaska To Secede And Rejoin Russia [View all]

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Source: CBS

WASHINGTON (CBS DC) – A new White House petition has been launched calling for the state of Alaska to secede from the U.S. and rejoin Russia. The petition – called “Alaska Back to Russia” — has nearly 30,000 signatures after being created March 21 by S.V. of Anchorage.

The petitioner does not explain or provide any reason why Alaska should rejoin Russia, but just states: “Vote for secession of Alaska from the United States and joining Russia.”

The petition, which is strangely worded, describes how Alaska was settled and populated by native Russians.

“First visited Alaska August 21, 1732, members of the team boat “St. Gabriel »under the surveyor Gvozdev and assistant navigator I. Fedorov during the expedition Shestakov and DI Pavlutski 1729-1735 years,” the petition states.

Read more: http://washington.cbslocal.com/2014/03/27/tens-of-thousands-sign-white-house-petition-for-alaska-to-secede-and-rejoin-russia/



"strangely worded" = broken English direct from Russian, evidently
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Wow. Must SUCK to be a TRAITOR! Cooley Hurd Mar 2014 #1
Now now, you don't know who is signing it. Erich Bloodaxe BSN Mar 2014 #31
Todd Palin, signatory. ;-) Cooley Hurd Mar 2014 #32
oh Rick Perry PatrynXX Mar 2014 #73
I live here and have NEVER heard anyone say we need to go back to roguevalley Mar 2014 #78
What are they calling it? Salviati Mar 2014 #2
DUzy!!! Scuba Mar 2014 #22
You Win, but I guess no one told them Heather MC Mar 2014 #56
Nailed it. n/t freshwest Mar 2014 #87
Under one condition: They have to take Sarah Palin LiberalEsto Mar 2014 #3
As I recall Todd Palin was a member of a secessionist Party prior to the McGramps Bluenorthwest Mar 2014 #5
Well, they'll have to take him too nt LiberalEsto Mar 2014 #6
It was called the Alaska Independence Party jmowreader Mar 2014 #14
Does what Sarah Palin speaks count as English? MNBrewer Mar 2014 #40
No, that's Gibberish. Jackpine Radical Mar 2014 #66
It's closer to English than to Russian, anyway jmowreader Mar 2014 #74
^This! 1000+! 2banon Mar 2014 #28
Yes, she must be the first to go. I'll pay her fare SummerSnow Mar 2014 #60
GMTA! lastlib Mar 2014 #68
Red state ASS HOLES. penndragon69 Mar 2014 #4
If they don't want to be part of the team let 'em go! nt Jake Stern Mar 2014 #7
NO ONE HERE IS PART OF THIS! Truly. No Alaskan I ever heard spoke about any roguevalley Mar 2014 #80
Todd Palin? chuckstevens Mar 2014 #8
The Alaskan Independence Party that Todd supported certianly does not want to join Russia Reter Mar 2014 #42
Oh, Okay, that's much better then jberryhill Mar 2014 #51
Ten bucks says maybe ten of those are Alaskans Scootaloo Mar 2014 #9
Hey, Sarah, How's that secession-changy thing workin out for ya? FailureToCommunicate Mar 2014 #10
I have no problems with this adieu Mar 2014 #11
Bullshit! AllTooEasy Mar 2014 #18
I'm ok with Georgia going 'back' to England n2doc Mar 2014 #21
Unfortunately, demilib Mar 2014 #25
Better him than Crooked Deal n2doc Mar 2014 #37
LOL nt SunSeeker Mar 2014 #26
You are mistaken StoneCarver Mar 2014 #48
Thank you! bravenak Mar 2014 #53
We are a red state. bravenak Mar 2014 #52
We are a huge mineral and food resource for this country. Consider this, lower forty eight roguevalley Mar 2014 #81
I have lived in Anchorage for 22 years and i love it. bravenak Mar 2014 #85
I have lived here for 40. we are a blue state bought out roguevalley Mar 2014 #95
Let's start a petition to buy anyone a one-way ticket to the Russian destination of choice NBachers Mar 2014 #12
No, no, that's not necessary jmowreader Mar 2014 #20
Why plane? They can see Russia from their houses! n/t cosmicone Mar 2014 #63
They can go by rowboat, canoe or sailboat...no plane. Auntie Bush Mar 2014 #89
Or... they can wait for the next ice age and walk across the frozen sea n/t cosmicone Mar 2014 #90
That would be a good solution but it takes too long since we're headed in the opposite direction. Auntie Bush Mar 2014 #91
Not according to teabaggers hahaha n/t cosmicone Mar 2014 #93
Hell no! nt snappyturtle Mar 2014 #13
Putin/Palin in2018!!! NT Jerry442 Mar 2014 #15
I bet this petition is a gag AllTooEasy Mar 2014 #16
You only need 50 signatures to get a petition up on the White House's red dog 1 Mar 2014 #58
Then we can definitely get those many signatures to exile Palin SummerSnow Mar 2014 #62
I'll sign that petition! red dog 1 Mar 2014 #98
"strangely worded" indeed. Broken English direct from Russian uhnope Mar 2014 #17
Maybe the vast majority of the signers are from the justhanginon Mar 2014 #19
I just assumed that's what it was. DeadLetterOffice Mar 2014 #65
Jeez, teabaggers will sign anything. louis-t Mar 2014 #23
Maybe I can get one of them christx30 Mar 2014 #24
H2O? MiniMe Mar 2014 #71
Yes christx30 Mar 2014 #72
Do you REALLY think that's who Guaguacoa Mar 2014 #69
I would have a long talk defacto7 Mar 2014 #27
Something overlooked. zeemike Mar 2014 #36
Lovely memories in the Kenai Peninsula. 2banon Mar 2014 #41
I live on the peninsula. Come back. :D We would be glad to have you. :D roguevalley Mar 2014 #82
.... 2banon Mar 2014 #83
............... trusty elf Mar 2014 #29
Oops! We're dumbfucks. We can't even manage arranging 6 signs. mnhtnbb Mar 2014 #47
Great post! red dog 1 Mar 2014 #50
SEXY? They not only misspelled it, they mispronounced it. n/t freshwest Mar 2014 #86
Can Texas go too? ebbie15644 Mar 2014 #30
FReepers love Putin Faygo Kid Mar 2014 #33
Yes, they found their ticket for 2016: freshwest Mar 2014 #88
Another "Dumbest Thing Ever" SoapBox Mar 2014 #34
I predict this will be every bit as effective as the petition to build a Death Star. Jgarrick Mar 2014 #35
Aka - The Teapartymobile... n/t jtuck004 Mar 2014 #39
lol - fine, we'll take our cruise ships and go home, but Russia has to keep the Palins nt. pragmatic_dem Mar 2014 #38
So now it's time for christx30 Mar 2014 #43
I thought this was from the Onion.. 2banon Mar 2014 #44
Damn! If they take Sarah Palin and we never hear from her again... mnhtnbb Mar 2014 #45
Indexed for inflation since 1867, the cost to be paid to the US Government for Alaska would be MNBrewer Mar 2014 #46
Be careful what you wish for Teabaggers! Otherwise get ready to be told... Crowman1979 Mar 2014 #49
I doubt seriously it's teabaggers signing it, most likely Guaguacoa Mar 2014 #70
Candidate for this year's "You Call This NEWS?" Award rocktivity Mar 2014 #54
They need a 100 thousands for White House to review their petition. LisaL Mar 2014 #55
It Will Be No Deal Wolf Frankula Mar 2014 #57
But . . . but Mr. Putin! Brigid Mar 2014 #64
K&R...Thanks for posting. red dog 1 Mar 2014 #59
So Calfornia had a Russian fort 2hrs north of San Francisco... bayareaboy Mar 2014 #61
I refuse to believe this unless there is a corresponding davidpdx Mar 2014 #67
So a vote in Alaska would be to secede and join Russia but a vote in Crimea is annexation? Fred Sanders Mar 2014 #75
Well, that's just stupid. Pterodactyl Mar 2014 #76
30,000 is hardly tens of thousands........... Dyedinthewoolliberal Mar 2014 #77
I am sure we can come up with a dollar amount ManiacJoe Mar 2014 #79
I remember when the CONservatives hated Communism. Now, they LOVE Communism. And Daddy Putin, too! blkmusclmachine Mar 2014 #84
The Indians used to own NYC...should we give that back to them. Auntie Bush Mar 2014 #92
Only if Palin stays in Alaska. marble falls Mar 2014 #94
With more frequency there are OP's where one is sure to find a link to The Onion. Jefferson23 Mar 2014 #96
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