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In reply to the discussion: Trump cancels North Carolina rally due to storm [View all]Mortos
(2,391 posts)Trump rambles incoherently back, "You are right, the storm is bigly and I am all about safety...so go home patriots. I am telling you to go home. I never told the J6 Patriots what I am telling you. I could have, but I didn't. Leave now. There is a storm and it is really scary. Scary, scary, big storm. Some say it is the biggest storm ever. But I am safe and dry in my private jet. So...giant storm like in that documentary, Twister, with Helen Hunt. Safety first. This is the deep state trying to keep you from hearing my beautiful words. I love you all. We will do it again, minus the giant storm and it will be amazing and better. Soon, like my plan to replace Obamacare, probably come back in a week or two. Three at the most. Crooked Hillary, Sleepy Joe, Hunter Biden's Laptop. Witch hunt. Deep State. I am suffering like Jesus, but somehow more so than even he ever could. God bless." (Sounds of snoring and farting).
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