White House anti-drug office asks Mass. for medical marijuana data

[Eliot Rosewater]

1. AS I have stated, every single non rightwinger who smokes pot as recreational use will be

arrested and put in for profit prisons.

And if you are not arrested and put in a for profit prison it wont be because Sessions didnt try, it will simply be because there are too many of you, but be sure of one thing, he will try.

Now I know this all sounds bad, insane even, but surely we can all agree that as bad as this is it is surely better than ....

ooops

cant go there


Dont you miss the days when "and stop calling me Shirley" joke would be funny here?

I find nothing funny anymore

NOTHING


well, I find THIS funny