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7. New Facebook Page: Write-in Your Vote for 'Cheetah' in GOP Primaries

Reply to Ichingcarpenter (Original post)

Wed Dec 28, 2011, 08:48 AM

Dec 2011

Pay tribute to Cheetah, who passed away on Dec. 24, 2011 without ever receiving his well-deserved Star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, and let the GOP know our country deserves a candidate who would make a better President than a dead chimpanzee...

More faithful than Gingrich,
More human than Romney,
More open-minded than Paul,
A better debater than Perry,
Saner than Bachmann,
More electable than Santorum,
Better known than Huntsman...

If you agree with the millions of Americans who believe that that nobody on the Republican Presidential Primary Ballot is a better candidate, then Write-in Your Vote for Cheetah -- The Better Primate...

Go to Facebook Page: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Write-in-Your-Vote-for-Cheetah-in-GOP-Primaries/254195941312924

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Tarzan's chimp Cheetah dies aged 80 [View all] Ichingcarpenter Dec 2011 OP

R.I.P. Cheetah hobbit709 Dec 2011 #1

Cheetah outlived many humans meow2u3 Dec 2011 #2

Yes he lived a long life. Ichingcarpenter Dec 2011 #3

forgot the link on the new DUthree Ichingcarpenter Dec 2011 #4

Thread was alerted because of no link - not locking - link seems valid. HopeHoops Dec 2011 #16

So much like a human... the wrinkled skin and the white beard.... I don't like his secondwind Dec 2011 #5

Here is where he stayed Ichingcarpenter Dec 2011 #8

How many hours did I spend watching xchrom Dec 2011 #6

New Facebook Page: Write-in Your Vote for 'Cheetah' in GOP Primaries ThisThreadIsSatire Dec 2011 #7

He had only one thing in common with GOP 'field'. louis-t Dec 2011 #24

Didn't we already have him? zbdent Dec 2011 #30

Is this the same Cheetah as this link cstanleytech Dec 2011 #9

Cheetah-Mike Ichingcarpenter Dec 2011 #10

No, this one... ThisThreadIsSatire Dec 2011 #13

The one I was refering to via the link said and I quote cstanleytech Dec 2011 #14

I thought conspiracy theories were banned at DU3. mahatmakanejeeves Dec 2011 #22

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm BobbyBoring Dec 2011 #31

Not the same Cheetah. nolabear Dec 2011 #37

Oh? Odd that the date listed as death was the same but thanks. cstanleytech Dec 2011 #38

Wow, that is ancient for a Chimp! Odin2005 Dec 2011 #11

I suppose we've all got to go sometime. dipsydoodle Dec 2011 #12

News link aside, this story is suspicious. This "Cheetah" would be the oldest known LeftinOH Dec 2011 #15

Sounds suspicious to me too Auggie Dec 2011 #21

LINK: Cheetah the Chimp, of classic Tarzan movies, dies at 80 Rhiannon12866 Dec 2011 #17

NOT 80! Chalfont Dec 2011 #18

I had no idea chimps could live that long slackmaster Dec 2011 #19

''....when the chimp did not like what was going on, he would throw faeces.'' DeSwiss Dec 2011 #20

IIRC, I remember hearing on NPR that this was a hoax. This chimp was never in any movies. n/t Ian David Dec 2011 #23

On Wait Wait Don't Tell Me! Richardo Dec 2011 #26

Monkey business: Is Tarzan's chimp Cheeta a cheater? Ian David Dec 2011 #25

rip Cheetah. Kreegah uppityperson Dec 2011 #27

He was clearly more human than some of the subjects of some recent obits Jack Rabbit Dec 2011 #28

It's hard to believe a little animal like that was responsible Maraya1969 Dec 2011 #29

Ungawa and godspeed my little primate buddy. MilesColtrane Dec 2011 #32

He died pennyless as Cheetahs never prosper. RedCloud Dec 2011 #33

!! Richardo Dec 2011 #35

That's really sad. Hubert Flottz Dec 2011 #34

80. How cool is that? You know, the feces thing is to be expected. Our caged babies throw feces valerief Dec 2011 #36

Aww Fredge Dec 2011 #39

As a young tomboy Politicalboi Dec 2011 #40

ungowa boomerbust Dec 2011 #41

welcome to the tabloid page. PatrynXX Dec 2011 #42

Cheeta's deteriorating health would explain why eyewall Dec 2011 #43

Another star from Hollywood's golden age passes away. Tabasco_Dave Dec 2011 #44