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GallopingGhost

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25. Not to be far-fetched or anything, but

Fri May 19, 2017, 09:40 PM

May 2017

He wakes up in the middle of the night to indulge in a Twitter rant and have some Rocky Road ice cream. While headed down the hallway, his dainty foot becomes entangled in his overly long pure spun gold bathrobe cinch. He falls face first into the still wet Slip-N-Slide Jared and Ivanka had set up earlier and left there, and barrels head first into the wall, where an over-sized portrait of Andrew Jackson falls on him, rendering him presidentially impotent.

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How do you think trumps presidency will end? [View all] gopiscrap May 2017 OP

He'll resign claiming a "medical issue" nt maryellen99 May 2017 #1

This. Ohio Dem May 2017 #10

Return of the heel spurs? Rollo May 2017 #28

But LoveMyCali May 2017 #41

LOL nt maryellen99 May 2017 #44

Heart attack or debilitating stroke QED May 2017 #2

He will fall in the bathroom like Roger Ailes. n/t rzemanfl May 2017 #3

Medical issue jberryhill May 2017 #4

Just like Tricky Dick's maladministration..... workinclasszero May 2017 #5

I had this dream 4 times about his death luvMIdog May 2017 #6

Please tell me that when you have dreams that they come true. Doreen May 2017 #13

many times they do & I don't even understand why I dreamed it. Sometimes they don't so... luvMIdog May 2017 #16

Well, lets hope this one comes true. Doreen May 2017 #18

I feel very guilty about wishing bad on anyone, but it's hard to wish good on a tyrant :( luvMIdog May 2017 #20

Yeah, I am the same here.....but....as you said. Doreen May 2017 #24

Me too. trump has turned me into a horrible person! nt ecstatic May 2017 #40

Perhaps Russia 'takes care of it...' n/t EarthFirst May 2017 #7

Abducted sarisataka May 2017 #8

Heart attack. MelissaB May 2017 #9

Not with a bang, but a whimper... Rollo May 2017 #11

Ha! I posted the same line before reading the thread. GMTA! nt tblue37 May 2017 #21

LOL, that was also what I posted. greatauntoftriplets May 2017 #33

I'll join into the "Resign" option while my Bigley gut says he'll get away with it but not 4 yrs UTUSN May 2017 #12

Not soon enough. Doreen May 2017 #14

Wrapped in thick layers of Charmin. TheCowsCameHome May 2017 #15

... nolabear May 2017 #17

Not with a bang but a whimper. nt tblue37 May 2017 #19

+1 Lucinda May 2017 #32

dragged out of the oval office in handcuffs krawhitham May 2017 #22

Defection to Russia maveric May 2017 #23

Not to be far-fetched or anything, but GallopingGhost May 2017 #25

I love that so much stopwastingmymoney May 2017 #38

Wishful thinking! GallopingGhost May 2017 #42

i did the SHOOT .... bang, bang bang. trueblue2007 May 2017 #26

Sarah Palin already provided the blueprint. Bleacher Creature May 2017 #27

Maybe the Israelis can be persuaded to detain him indefinitely... Rollo May 2017 #29

None of the above. I'm thinking massive coronary. Initech May 2017 #30

Not with a bang, but a whimper. greatauntoftriplets May 2017 #31

Just a note: his resignation does not mean he's not liable for criminal charges... FormerDittoHead May 2017 #34

He'll resign, and here's how come meow2u3 May 2017 #35

Badly LeftInTX May 2017 #36

Putin's invested too much money in this to just let him quit. briv1016 May 2017 #37

He'll slip away from Maralago in the middle of the night stopwastingmymoney May 2017 #39

Let me put it this way...either he goes first, or we will. Boomerproud May 2017 #43

He'll resign and tell us we don't deserve him (the best, greatest, most awesome POTUS ever). Vinca May 2017 #45