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PatrickforO

(14,604 posts)
Mon Feb 20, 2017, 03:10 PM Feb 2017

I just made a very depressing post on a thread started by Nance Greggs. So I thought... [View all]

I'd make up for that by a more positive post, this a share from an email my cousin Cynthia sent.

Trump is (inadvertently) making America Great (again).

> 1. Unprecedented levels of ongoing civic engagement.

> 2. Millions of Americans now know who their state and federal representatives are without having to google.

> 3. Millions of Americans are exercising more. They're holding signs and marching every week.

> 4. Alec Baldwin is great again. Everyone's forgotten he's kind of a jerk.

> 5. The Postal Service is enjoying the influx cash due to stamps purchased by millions of people for letter and postcard campaigns.

> 6. Likewise, the pharmaceutical industry is enjoying record growth in sales of anti-depressants.

> 7. Millions of Americans now know how to call their elected officials and know exactly what to say to be effective.

> 8. Footage of town hall meetings is now entertaining.

> 9. Tens of millions of people are now correctly spelling words like emoluments, narcissist, fascist, misogynist, holocaust and cognitive dissonance.

> 10. Everyone knows more about the rise of Hitler than they did last year.

> 11. Everyone knows more about legislation, branches of power and how checks and balances work.

> 12. Marginalized groups are experiencing a surge in white allies.

> 13. White people in record numbers have just learned that racism is not dead. (See #6)

> 14. White people in record numbers also finally understand that Obamacare IS the Affordable Care Act.

> 15. Stephen Colbert's "Late Night" finally gained the elusive #1 spot in late night talk shows.

> 16. "Mike Pence" has donated millions of dollars to Planned Parenthood since Nov. 9th.

> 17. Melissa FREAKING McCarthy.

> 18. Travel ban protesters put $24 million into ACLU coffers in just 48 hours, enabling them to hire 200 more attorneys. Lawyers are now heroes.

> 19. As people seek veracity in their news sources, respected news outlets are happily reporting a substantial increase in subscriptions, a boon to a struggling industry vital to our democracy.

> 20. Live streaming court cases and congressional sessions are now as popular as the Kardashians.

> 21. Massive cleanup of facebook friend lists.

> 22. People are reading classic literature again. Sales of George Orwell's "1984" increased by 10,000% after the inauguration. (Yes, that is true. 10,000%. 9th grade Lit teachers all over the country are now rock stars.)

> 23. More than ever before, Americans are aware that education is important. Like, super important.

> 24. Now, more than anytime in history, everyone believes that anyone can be President.

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No. 24 was originally meant to offer hope. Now it's just a threat. nt eppur_se_muova Feb 2017 #1
Anyone can. Not just anyone should try. nt Ilsa Feb 2017 #13
Making a more united America The Polack MSgt Feb 2017 #2
Thank you for this!! ailsagirl Feb 2017 #3
Thanks! Laffy Kat Feb 2017 #4
No. 9 may be true, but . . . DDySiegs Feb 2017 #5
Post removed Post removed Feb 2017 #10
That's heavy sarcasm, right? Pacifist Patriot Feb 2017 #11
Welcome to DU! Denzil_DC Feb 2017 #12
Yes, if he or she is still reading this thread, take note. LiberalLovinLug Feb 2017 #14
Heh. I was a juror on the removed post. Denzil_DC Feb 2017 #17
Of course it was sarcasm DDySiegs Feb 2017 #18
Next time just write sarcasm with a colon at the beginning AND Pathwalker Feb 2017 #19
Thanks for the info DDySiegs Feb 2017 #21
No worries. Denzil_DC Feb 2017 #20
Thanks for the help. DDySiegs Feb 2017 #22
You're very welcome. Denzil_DC Feb 2017 #23
Thank you for this. Mira Feb 2017 #6
Nothing motivates like the crises of the Republic bucolic_frolic Feb 2017 #7
Say what you want about the media but the bottom line is people did watch the debates TrekLuver Feb 2017 #8
Yes but bucolic_frolic Feb 2017 #9
and years from now... defacto7 Feb 2017 #15
(SLAP!) Thanks. I needed that! What a great post! nt Honeycombe8 Feb 2017 #16
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