For Sale: One Progressive Vote

[Barack_America]

Putting this in terms DLC/PPI/Third Way candidates will understand.

Listing date: 6/8/16 at 21:00 EST
Listing end: 11/8/16 at 19:30 EST

For purchase, one reliable progressive general election vote (100% historic general election participation!). Prime Michigan location.

Cost:

1. Commitment to overturn of Citizens United vs. FEC
2. Firm commitment to addition of public option to ACA
3. Unequivocal support of women's right to choice, including 3rd trimester terminations
4. Cessation of current Mid East conflict involvements
5. No further military involvement in regional conflicts, inclusive of regime change
6. Support for $15 per hour minimum wage
7. Commitment to end pursuance of TPP
8. Support for legalization of marijuana and decriminalization of drug addiction
9. Selection of VP candidate and cabinet members with established track records of support for above.

Price is firm. "Or best offer" inquiries will NOT be considered.

Also available, rare progressive bonus package of campaign donations, voter registration and canvassing!

Cost:

1. Firm support for single payer healthcare
2. Pledge to promote a ban on fracking
3. Clear dedication to reinstating the Glass-Steagall Act
4. Pledge to support free tuition for public college and university education
5. Release of all transcripts of speeches given to financial institutions