Here is our chance DU: Create a recipe for Trump Chicken...

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7. How about...

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1) Take two chicken halves and rinse with gold flake infused glacier melt water..
2) Place one chicken half on a gold platter, garnish with jalapeño peppers and humus then set aside on warm counter
3) Place 2nd chicken half on a oven proof plate sprinkle with California drought dust
4) Place 2nd chicken half in oven, set to broil for one primary cycle
5) After primaries are over, knock peppers and humus to the floor, place 2nd chicken on gold platter
6) Top both chickens with saffron linguine
7) When serving, throw the entire plate against nearest opponent
8) Eat what sticks