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In reply to the discussion: Could my neighbors be in federal trouble? [View all]KittyWampus
(55,894 posts)117. Did Your Wife Ever Open The Door?
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Yeah, but all fucking bets are off if they used Comic Sans. There are limits. nt
msanthrope
Dec 2015
#264
Well, if I am to be franklin and candida, my original statement was a bit bold.
Arugula Latte
Dec 2015
#413
Amazon doesn't ship via USPS, does it? Even if they did, it would not be for tampering.
TheBlackAdder
Dec 2015
#11
Final segment delivery isn't really the same, as it is a ploy to use USPS services for near free.
TheBlackAdder
Dec 2015
#19
Perhaps that came up as least cost shipping option. But still, no action will result from it.
TheBlackAdder
Dec 2015
#118
That's called Final Segment Delivery. It's the say Companies Socialize Costs and Privatize Profits
TheBlackAdder
Dec 2017
#612
Yea, that got old and wore thin for me long ago. I'm left wondering why his wife doesn't just...
ChisolmTrailDem
Dec 2015
#261
Wasn't there something once about hopping across the bedroom floor while wrapped up in sheets?
cherokeeprogressive
Dec 2015
#101
We've been crewel to the OP. We should have damasked our mockery better. nt
msanthrope
Dec 2015
#296
Lettuce edge back from the wrong side, lest we be accused of being viscose. nt
msanthrope
Dec 2015
#303
Kudos to the OP, for his excellent whole cloth tale of the Christmas buzzard. nt
msanthrope
Dec 2015
#314
That Christmas buzzard is getting his goose cooked. What kind of gravy goes with that?
Hekate
Dec 2015
#318
But the prosecution witness was 3 sheets to the wind so they lost the pillow case. nt
Fla Dem
Dec 2015
#248
In my neighborhood, people bring me packages the PO guy left at THEIR door
dixiegrrrrl
Dec 2015
#181
Condo buzzards get very irritable when people carrion. Those beaks are sharp, too.
Hekate
Dec 2015
#306
"On the First day of Christmas my true love gave to me / A Door Buzzard for the common entery"
pinboy3niner
Dec 2015
#423
If she is that tramuatized by a door mat, goodness, just wipe your feet on it every time
Fla Dem
Dec 2015
#67
My bldg. management frowns on noise, so I have to make do with a turnkey vulture
pinboy3niner
Dec 2015
#48
All things being eagle, I'd guess it was ducked out for the holiday that shall not be named
pinboy3niner
Dec 2015
#51
I'd better not get in my carcass I'm laughing so hard I might drive off the road.
Arugula Latte
Dec 2015
#379
Exactly, a true atheist doesn't believe and thinks stuff like that is silly. nt
TheBlackAdder
Dec 2015
#36
Exactly! I just roll with stuff like this. Life is often frustrating enough without creating more
RKP5637
Dec 2015
#88
I would find it rather symbolic and satisfying to have it there wiping my feet on it.
RKP5637
Dec 2015
#93
so the guy says to the genie, "What the hell am I supposed to do with a sixteen inch PIANIST?"
Warren DeMontague
Dec 2015
#73
Speaking of bulls, I'm bullish on the buzzard thread. It's going places!
Arugula Latte
Dec 2015
#383
It's been quite a few months since I've read an installment of Condo Neighbors from Hell
tammywammy
Dec 2015
#135
There are a lot of things in this life that are worth worrying about.
The Velveteen Ocelot
Dec 2015
#80
IF they were open to getting in trouble, would you/your wife get them in trouble??
jmg257
Dec 2015
#94
His poor wife....always dropped in the grease by him. I wonder what her
SammyWinstonJack
Dec 2015
#361
Y'all need a hobby. Maybe you could make yourselves some nice scarves this winter.
LeftyMom
Dec 2015
#126
Both Dman and his wife seem to be plenty crotchety already. Maybe knitting would fill the bill.
Hekate
Dec 2015
#309
The GIRL SCOUTS have better things to worry about than an oh-so-offensive Christmas door mat!
WillowTree
Dec 2015
#199
You want to use fed resources because someone wrote Merry Christmas on a package
DrDan
Dec 2015
#164
I don't know if that's a good idea. That procedure can get a bit sticky.
Arugula Latte
Dec 2015
#377
This is why we lose elections and why there is intolerance against atheists and Jews
Reter
Dec 2015
#195
There is a general lack of empathy for diabeticman in this thread./nt
DemocratSinceBirth
Dec 2015
#239
I know, right? More empathy is being directed towards the buzzard than the OP. (nt)
Nye Bevan
Dec 2015
#256
I have empathy for anybody who to share a dwelling with a buzzard. (nt)
DemocratSinceBirth
Dec 2015
#257
I think most people realize that, but they mostly enjoy these mostly harmless troll bait threads.
PersonNumber503602
Dec 2015
#301
Those homeless people don't have to deal with jerk neighbors wishing them Merry Christmas
Orrex
Dec 2015
#250
I coined the phrase COS (constantly offended syndrome) for exactly this scenario !!!......
clarice
Dec 2015
#252
Da fuq? Didn't you just move because you didn't get along with neighbors? If you are serious,
bettyellen
Dec 2015
#281
Am I the only one who feels sorry for the other two apartment dwellers in this building? The
TeamPooka
Dec 2015
#283
My husband is asleep and I am here reading this thread and trying to be silent while busting a gut.
Hekate
Dec 2015
#310
I think you should start a new Christmas (or holiday, if you like) custom
The Velveteen Ocelot
Dec 2015
#350
Hawkertectural Digest might be a good place to try for Best Condorminium, too.
betsuni
Dec 2015
#363
Lighten up, Steve. It's Christmas, when every condo needs a Little Bummer Boy.
pinboy3niner
Dec 2015
#385
You said the word! It is one of the words the Wife of diabeticman cannot hear!
betsuni
Dec 2015
#388
not sure why, but I get the feeling that this poutrage was discussed over dinner at the Olive Garden
DrDan
Dec 2015
#401
Are door buzzards and federal trouble over Christmas scribblings the newest EPIC THREAD on DU? eom
MohRokTah
Dec 2015
#409
This makes my worry over losing my home to property taxes in July seem so petty now, I feel so
Mnemosyne
Dec 2015
#427
BREAKING: ASPCA Launches Major Investigation; Concerned Over Reports of Door Buzzard Being Wrung
pinboy3niner
Dec 2015
#447
If you go blind from touching the door buzzard, yule rue the day you ever started
Arugula Latte
Dec 2015
#460
He's peeing on his legs and throwing up a lot. In other words, he seems perfectly normal.
pinboy3niner
Dec 2015
#459
D-Man, I want to wish you and your wife a Happy Solstice, a Merry Christmas, a Happy Hannuka and
Squinch
Dec 2015
#453
Gotta give this a Christmas Eve kick. Hope no one's holiday was Recc'd by the Buzzard.
Hekate
Dec 2015
#454
Hey, when you guys fry up your door buzzards, do you use corn flakes in the recipe?
Squinch
Dec 2015
#455
I was thinking of the one about his postal trial being the only one on the ducket
pinboy3niner
Dec 2015
#478
Has the Door Buzzard feasted on the dead horse the DUers have beaten for it? This thread ...
Hekate
Dec 2015
#471
Is someone trying to rein on this parade? They better not be trying to stirrup trouble.
Squinch
Dec 2015
#480
But to continue with the discussion at hand, I'd take a different tack and try and harness that
Squinch
Dec 2015
#521
Drop it. It's not worth the trouble or effort. Bigger fish to fry, I'm sure.
Lil Missy
Dec 2015
#484
When the buzzard topic was wrung out, we added the horse pun topic. Now fish? This is inseine!
pinboy3niner
Dec 2015
#486
We all know you are fabulous at this, but now you're just fishing for compliments!
Squinch
Dec 2015
#522
Careful--don't be creel. Remember, Luca Brasi sleeps with the...well, you know.
pinboy3niner
Dec 2015
#524
I would tackle the issue of your threats, but I won't abass myself to that level. And anyway,
Squinch
Dec 2015
#529
Are you joking? I mean do you really have a wife who is so anal that she would complain
trillion
Dec 2015
#511
She "FOLLOWS YULETIDE TRADITIONS AND TRY TO BE RESPECTFUL OF ALL OTHERS BELIEF" (#23)
pinboy3niner
Dec 2015
#514
Won't somebody think of the cats?! That buzzard is a hazard to the cat on the mat. nt
Hekate
Dec 2015
#536
The Epoxy vote can probably fix that rib, but I don't know what to do about his asparagus problem.
Hekate
Dec 2015
#572
to hell with the postal property, do PETA and the SPCA know about that poor BUZZARD ?
steve2470
Dec 2015
#568
I can only Imagine the controversy that the Happy Esster mat is going to cause
CentralMass
Dec 2016
#604
I LOVE it! It's back for the holidays!!!! Remembering Pinboy right now, and hoping he's somewhere
Squinch
Dec 2019
#633
I love this Christmas tradition. I make a point of defacing postal property every year
Squinch
Dec 2020
#637
imitates bousons pipe . now hear this !!!!!! seasons greetings and happy hollidays
AllaN01Bear
Dec 2022
#651
This fine art is truly a beautiful and important addition to the Door Buzzard lexicon.
Scrivener7
Dec 2023
#657
Awesome & timely portrait of The Buzzard Who Guards the Gates to the Underworld...
Hekate
Dec 2023
#659