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I bet the whole mail box is WillTwain and his socks. LOL. n/t FSogol Apr 2015 #1
Poor guy shenmue Apr 2015 #7
He only did that so we would be FORCED to vote for him!!!! muriel_volestrangler Apr 2015 #23
Wait, when did WillTwain finally get the boot?? How did I miss that? And has somebody set up a Number23 Apr 2015 #75
Oh yeah, and it's not too late to party! Cha May 2015 #122
ROFLMAO! Cha May 2015 #121
many of these do sound like the things posted on here everyday JI7 May 2015 #131
The guy who used "your" correctly three times out of seven. eppur_se_muova Apr 2015 #2
lol BrotherIvan Apr 2015 #24
I'm going with the one that can't spell "Bizarro". JustABozoOnThisBus Apr 2015 #83
Is big crime to make anything perfect on Bizarro World! SwankyXomb Apr 2015 #86
Oh my! JustAnotherGen Apr 2015 #3
No kidding. Go where you're celebrated. lovemydog Apr 2015 #8
I love the hatemail. lovemydog Apr 2015 #4
This is the coolest! shenmue Apr 2015 #5
It's an early birthday present lovemydog Apr 2015 #9
Just what I wanted! shenmue Apr 2015 #12
Channeling the ghost of WillTwain.. Scurrilous Apr 2015 #6
Skinner didn't send me a plane. I'm feeling a class action coming on. nt DisgustipatedinCA Apr 2015 #10
Well, he turned me into a newt... awoke_in_2003 Apr 2015 #29
Don't make jokes. Quasimodem Apr 2015 #91
DU has drones.... Historic NY Apr 2015 #117
My dear EarlG! How can I possibly decide which one is ...well, um.....best? CaliforniaPeggy Apr 2015 #11
Hey! Why didn't *I* get a small plane? racest BANKSTERS! underpants Apr 2015 #13
What? Cheviteau Apr 2015 #116
Hahahah!!! They're all so good... pipi_k Apr 2015 #14
I go for deleting INFO since they really hate it. TexasProgresive Apr 2015 #15
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This is like reverse Sophie's choice. progressoid Apr 2015 #17
WHAT... ALL OF IT? (your titles are the best part of this entire thread!) countryjake Apr 2015 #18
I agree.. They wouldn't be as funny without the descriptive captions and these comments in thread Cha May 2015 #123
Yup, the DU Hate Mail Bag has always been hilarious. Thanks, EarlG! countryjake May 2015 #133
A lot of insanity in one post! Initech Apr 2015 #19
Beaut! MerryBlooms Apr 2015 #20
I'm voting for the author that missed his meds Ilsa Apr 2015 #21
Classic! cyberswede Apr 2015 #22
I vote for "The More You know" because Democrates. Dont call me Shirley Apr 2015 #25
Well, he is Greek. n/t Fantastic Anarchist Apr 2015 #69
Demos make excellent crates! Dont call me Shirley Apr 2015 #70
I wonder if the "Democrates" Party Jamaal510 Apr 2015 #73
Maybe it was Socratease Dont call me Shirley Apr 2015 #74
When did we get drones? Why wasn't "I" informed! Off to meditate or medicate. n/t kickysnana Apr 2015 #26
i was ready to to vote for Skinner's small plane, until WillTwain's "roommate" ambled along. myrna minx Apr 2015 #27
WillTwain was a troll among trolls. Half-bright and unsubtle ... 11 Bravo Apr 2015 #28
The Hate Mail Bag -- I rejoice to see a fine old DU tradition revived Hekate Apr 2015 #30
I had to go with Willtwain's "roommate". nt awoke_in_2003 Apr 2015 #31
Wicked funny choices but...ALRIGHTY THEN! truebluegreen Apr 2015 #32
WillTwain's pretend roommate wins! TBF Apr 2015 #33
to explain............. MyOwnPeace Apr 2015 #34
Oh, the ACLU knows all about hate mail... CTyankee Apr 2015 #53
I don't know why the WARNED!!!! WARNED!!! bozo appeals to me so much... MADem Apr 2015 #35
i hope their parents let them out of the basement soon... spanone Apr 2015 #36
The one starting the Anti-DU center treestar Apr 2015 #37
Did we refer that dude to RimJob land? 47of74 May 2015 #135
Who, me? HassleCat Apr 2015 #38
Had to Go with the Plane Leith Apr 2015 #39
I'm surprised anyone is still falling for Skinner's "I'll send you a defective plane" gambit. Warren DeMontague May 2015 #126
They are all too funny for words. Paka Apr 2015 #40
"out of office Democrates" is my absolute favorite mountain grammy Apr 2015 #41
That one did have "special" written all over it rurallib Apr 2015 #45
Demonstration Crates? GP6971 Apr 2015 #56
Yeah rhyme it with Socrates. Lol. boston bean Apr 2015 #63
Ha, good mountain grammy Apr 2015 #77
The querelously unhinged nature of these meatballs, not to mention hifiguy Apr 2015 #42
Francis E. Dec was featured in the SubGenius book, High Weirdness by Mail, kentauros Apr 2015 #95
That's where I first found out about him. hifiguy Apr 2015 #96
That's another book I bought back then, kentauros Apr 2015 #99
Really funny! icymist Apr 2015 #43
Glad to see the hate mail back Earl G! hibbing Apr 2015 #44
tough choice between willtwain and the plane one. thanks for the laugh uppityperson Apr 2015 #46
So Skinner re gifted the plane we got him huh? Autumn Apr 2015 #47
DUzy!! hifiguy Apr 2015 #55
Oh, that's funny! CTyankee Apr 2015 #64
I will chose after I get a point clarified. Half-Century Man Apr 2015 #48
I thought the plane landed on the Capitol for the Citizens United mailman protest... strategery blunder Apr 2015 #49
so hard to choose just one surrealAmerican Apr 2015 #50
About that trip to Mars .... left-of-center2012 Apr 2015 #51
Skinner will be sending you a spaceship any time now pinboy3niner Apr 2015 #71
"AND THEN THE PCP KICKED IN". randome Apr 2015 #52
Want a beer? hifiguy Apr 2015 #65
Nothing here that can't be fixed by public education, media divestiture and boner pills. n/t Orsino Apr 2015 #54
and these people vote?! Duppers Apr 2015 #57
Everyone except WillTrain's roommate votes. Quasimodem Apr 2015 #93
lol Duppers Apr 2015 #94
WillTwain actually is Bob Boudelang. L0oniX Apr 2015 #58
Wow !!! GP6971 Apr 2015 #60
Oh my freaking heck....the sign off after a rant..... Sheepshank Apr 2015 #101
* L0oniX Apr 2015 #107
"And then the PCP kicked in" mindwalker_i Apr 2015 #59
The obvious wing nut that claims he is not a wing nut. Enthusiast Apr 2015 #61
"I'm not crazy, but hifiguy Apr 2015 #97
Hilarious!! Sissyk Apr 2015 #62
The Crazy is strong in this batch n/t n2doc Apr 2015 #66
Thank you thank you thank you. byronius Apr 2015 #67
The all-in-caps "BIZZARO WORLD" made me LOL petronius Apr 2015 #68
Do these people not know/care Jamaal510 Apr 2015 #72
The 'remove info' was hilarious... JimDandy Apr 2015 #76
Yup, lol. Agschmid Apr 2015 #82
I think Democrates was one of Pliny the Welder's students... riqster Apr 2015 #78
I had to go with the first one. JohnnyRingo Apr 2015 #79
So much stupid it burns Suji to Seoul Apr 2015 #80
"Skinner, what is going on in your head? Who do you really answer to?" beerandjesus Apr 2015 #81
Masturpieces, all of them wryter2000 Apr 2015 #84
I think Lee Mercer Jr. is emailing you. This sounds like him. (All three) stevenleser Apr 2015 #85
I almost went with the airplane thing Aerows Apr 2015 #87
Who said RWNJs aren't funny ? amuse bouche Apr 2015 #88
I am getting breathless from giggles............... raven mad Apr 2015 #89
This was hard--DU getting sued because of valentine hearts cracked me up ismnotwasm Apr 2015 #90
the Valentines hearts has to be satire, right? Right?!?!?!!! stevenleser Apr 2015 #92
race, racer, racest. BlancheSplanchnik Apr 2015 #98
Well?! Have you removed the info yet? (tapping foot) n/t Bossy Monkey Apr 2015 #100
I was too late to vote, but would have gone for the one who wanted to remove all info LeftishBrit Apr 2015 #102
You can still vote now. EarlG extended the time on his poll. n/t countryjake Apr 2015 #115
Thanks! - have voted! LeftishBrit May 2015 #120
Hey, I can't vote BainsBane Apr 2015 #103
I can't vote either and I do have a star. herding cats Apr 2015 #104
EarlG has extended the time for the poll. Now 20+ hrs left to vote. n/t countryjake Apr 2015 #114
Thank you for letting me know! herding cats Apr 2015 #119
I was flying over to vote in that small plane Skinner sent me and... Warren DeMontague May 2015 #127
When I read that one, I pictured something more like this... countryjake May 2015 #128
Or this guy. Warren DeMontague May 2015 #130
Obviously the Republicans have deemed your registration null and void. PeaceNikki Apr 2015 #108
Monsanto is at it again BainsBane Apr 2015 #109
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I told her she won all of the DUs BainsBane Apr 2015 #111
Earl has fixed that! You now have more than 20 hrs left to vote! countryjake Apr 2015 #113
Proud to be Rec #100 Hissyspit Apr 2015 #105
The ones ranting about HRC.... MaggieD Apr 2015 #106
I kinda want to go to Mars. Quackers Apr 2015 #112
This is the best present of belly laughs that I've had in months. love_katz Apr 2015 #118
How fun.. they qualified their rw nut job rant with.. "I'm not a rwing nut job"! ROFL Just a Cha May 2015 #124
FUCK YESSS!!!!!! Warren DeMontague May 2015 #125
Thanks to Earl, now we're all gonna wanna go... countryjake May 2015 #129
I had to go with Skinner and the plane. HappyMe May 2015 #132
Small plane? 47of74 May 2015 #134
"We get offended at it." LOL Jester Messiah May 2015 #136
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