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In reply to the discussion: Sexual union should be made illegal [View all]RobertEarl
(13,685 posts)41. I knew it
I am so dirty. Just plain filth. Where can I possibly go to turn myself in so I can do penance? The words on DU just are not enough anymore. In fact, I think these women complaining about women and their bodies is what made me dream of women and their bodies. Ooops, there I go, blaming women again. See, it's just a vicious circle.
I need to be spanked. Hard. I need to be imprisoned under a strict mysterious mistress who would help me cleanse my mind of these beautiful butts. Like I say, DU just isn't doing it for me.
Maybe a big overdose of real life beautiful butts would help?!?!?!
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...sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love.
Tierra_y_Libertad
Feb 2014
#33
Actually, yes, I was joking. Sad that even something that ludicrous might be taken seriously. nt
Demo_Chris
Feb 2014
#64
Unless this is making fun of the MRAish idea than feminism is not sex positive, it's not satire.
bettyellen
Feb 2014
#74
Since it's apparently such a big bummer being halfway human to people,
Waiting For Everyman
Feb 2014
#80