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In reply to the discussion: Sexual union should be made illegal [View all]Vox Moi
(546 posts)40. No! It was your dream, not hers. You are guilty on several counts.
One a violation of Sexcrime Ordinance #131: male fantasy projection.
It is illegal to for a male to even dream that a woman might be sexually aggressive and enjoying it. She must have been drunk, which is your fault, by the way.
A second violation: if you were not horrified and objectified that your dream girl was leading you to ruination, that is a violation as well: Sexcrime Ordinance #222: Using the uncontrollable sexual urges of women as a cover for your own salacious desires.
Men Beware: It is a lot easier to get tangled up in Sexcrime than it is to find a girlfriend.
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...sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love.
Tierra_y_Libertad
Feb 2014
#33
Actually, yes, I was joking. Sad that even something that ludicrous might be taken seriously. nt
Demo_Chris
Feb 2014
#64
Unless this is making fun of the MRAish idea than feminism is not sex positive, it's not satire.
bettyellen
Feb 2014
#74
Since it's apparently such a big bummer being halfway human to people,
Waiting For Everyman
Feb 2014
#80