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struggle4progress

(118,379 posts) Tue Sep 17, 2013, 10:38 PM Sep 2013

Which of Michelle Obama's many heinous crimes has shocked you the most? [View all]

There have been so many Michelle Obama scandals that you may have trouble remembering all of them

So, in case you need a few quiet minutes of frothing self-righteous outrage, here are some reminders of just a few of the many WTF moments we've all experienced in recent years as Michelle Obama's behavior contributes to the collapse of America

17 votes, 1 pass \| Time left: Unlimited
	2009 - michelle scandalously exposes her arms
	2 (12%)
	2009 - michelle inappropriately gropes the Queen-Mother
	0 (0%)
	2010 - michelle bullies children to get more exercise
	1 (6%)
	2010 - michelle forces "healthy" starvation diet on the poor little children
	5 (29%)
	2011 - michelle promotes breastfeeding infants instead of helicopter-hunted-moose-burgers
	0 (0%)
	2011 - michelle shamelessly shops at Target
	6 (35%)
	2012 - michelle denies being an angry black woman
	1 (6%)
	2012 - michelle inexplicably speaks at DNC
	0 (0%)
	2013 - michelle thoughtlessly attends Hadiya Pendleton's funeral
	2 (12%)
	2013 - michelle brazenly appears at the Oscars
	0 (0%)
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Which of Michelle Obama's many heinous crimes has shocked you the most? [View all] struggle4progress Sep 2013 OP

You forgot today's outrage! Michelle wants people to drink more water as part of a healthy FSogol Sep 2013 #1

+1. Aside from the sheer intrusiveness, it's just so insensitive petronius Sep 2013 #8

Wow, you're good at that! FSogol Sep 2013 #46

oops! and that's actually what reminded me of this whole string of scandals! struggle4progress Sep 2013 #9

THAT and being FLOTUS while Black! undeterred Sep 2013 #13

Clearly the water is worst!! Precisely Sep 2013 #37

I hope repubs dehydrate themselves to spite her IronLionZion Sep 2013 #49

That's not her real motive, you know. GoCubsGo Sep 2013 #55

Somebody call FreeRepublic and tell them they should boycott water, lol. Erose999 Sep 2013 #60

Target! She shops at Target! SheilaT Sep 2013 #2

First Lady'n While Black. onehandle Sep 2013 #3

+1 on that ! lunasun Sep 2013 #22

I was fine until she started pushing water.... hlthe2b Sep 2013 #4

She used to wear really big bows on her dresses. R. Daneel Olivaw Sep 2013 #5

I completely forgot about that! The horror, words just cannot express! struggle4progress Sep 2013 #12

Nope. Bigger. R. Daneel Olivaw Sep 2013 #14

Can our great democracy survive this? Can western civilization survive it? Update at 11! struggle4progress Sep 2013 #17

Sure it can. R. Daneel Olivaw Sep 2013 #48

I , um..... Vanje Sep 2013 #28

OMG! tazkcmo Sep 2013 #52

You have to admit the bow is a little large. R. Daneel Olivaw Sep 2013 #69

Seriously tazkcmo Sep 2013 #74

I had to vote "helicopter-hunted-moose-burgers", just because. n/t PowerToThePeople Sep 2013 #6

Miz Mooseburger was very very upset about that whole breastfeeding thingie struggle4progress Sep 2013 #7

Possible living dead? (edited to add photo) Vanje Sep 2013 #10

In fact, now that you mention it ... struggle4progress Sep 2013 #11

her organic garden not only represents a war on traditional American industrialized agriculture Douglas Carpenter Sep 2013 #15

It's a crime that she is the most beautiful first lady Whisp Sep 2013 #16

These scandals ... JEFF9K Sep 2013 #18

But there are hundreds of them! Hundreds and hundreds of silly meaningless scandals! struggle4progress Sep 2013 #23

She's promoting polydipsia. rug Sep 2013 #19

I know! What next? Encouraging people to get enough sleep at night or hug their kids? struggle4progress Sep 2013 #40

+10000 JustAnotherGen Sep 2013 #58

How can we ever forget lpbk2713 Sep 2013 #20

Scandalous - she is guilty of being the BEST First Lady in my lifetime. Marie Marie Sep 2013 #21

Watergate, and wearing shorts to hike the Grand Canyon. WorseBeforeBetter Sep 2013 #24

I'm going for the Queen treestar Sep 2013 #25

always looking fabulous Skittles Sep 2013 #26

Making off-the-rack look as good as she does is a real atrocity jmowreader Sep 2013 #27

I like how Michelle mixes pricey with off the rack Skittles Sep 2013 #30

The hellions she's raising jberryhill Sep 2013 #29

lol! Cha Sep 2013 #44

Ha ha ha! JustAnotherGen Sep 2013 #59

I went with Tarshay, but being too good-looking was close.. Eleanors38 Sep 2013 #31

It was the bangs; definitely the bangs frazzled Sep 2013 #32

lol!! Cha Sep 2013 #45

I do know that she has killed fewer people than Laura Bush. Mr.Bill Sep 2013 #33

If by heinous you mean... peace13 Sep 2013 #34

For me it was that time she danced on Fallon. bluedigger Sep 2013 #35

Shopping at Tar-zhay and looking so good in off-the-rack down-to-earth clothes! Hekate Sep 2013 #36

Another one you forgot davidpdx Sep 2013 #38

It just goes on and on! struggle4progress Sep 2013 #39

... Scurrilous Sep 2013 #61

Especially egregious!!111 Cha Sep 2013 #41

Well toned arms ... the horror etherealtruth Sep 2013 #42

She's by far the most human First Lady ever. sibelian Sep 2013 #43

You didn't have my crime of choice malaise Sep 2013 #47

Michelle increasing Global Warming by encouraging people to burn sequestered carbon stored as fat Johonny Sep 2013 #50

Worst one was when she attempted to kill RWers by promoting drinking water. Autumn Sep 2013 #51

I honestly can't chose among the horrors! ladyVet Sep 2013 #53

You left out the most heinous one of all: GoCubsGo Sep 2013 #54

what about when she talked back at the heckler? mitchtv Sep 2013 #56

Some Fox-watching dingbat in my family had a good one the other day DefenseLawyer Sep 2013 #57

How can people remain so unconcerned by the zombie army that Michelle is amassing struggle4progress Sep 2013 #62

She's BLACK, aint that enough?? DiverDave Sep 2013 #63

Missed one: Her gratuitous use of short shorts. Scandalous. Kennah Sep 2013 #64

You forgot something very important Samantha Sep 2013 #65

The White House Vegetable Garden Adsos Letter Sep 2013 #66

She tried to trick our children into drinking DiHydrogen Monoxide! Dash87 Sep 2013 #67

What??? Trying To Force Our Kids To Drink More Water Didn't Make The List??? Liberal_Dog Sep 2013 #68

+1 for hydration. Dehydration is humankind's #1 ailment. nt livingwagenow Sep 2013 #72

Her advocacy for healthier eating = Marxism. From a fellow Marxist.. livingwagenow Sep 2013 #70

The heinous evolution of mom dancing... TeeYiYi Sep 2013 #71

She's an arm-flaunter, definitely. DirkGently Sep 2013 #73