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freshwest

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70. It's chicken now?! I thought it was BPA:
Thu Jul 4, 2013, 10:49 PM
Jul 2013
Alex Jones: The Government Is Trying to Make More Gay People

By Bob Cesca · January 24, 2013

...Amazingly, however, this wasn’t the kookiest conspiracy theory to be churned up this week. That honor goes to a theory mentioned by Alex Jones in a video originally picked up by Gawker and resurrected by The Huffington Post the other day. In it, Jones makes the hilarious claim that the reason there are “so many gay people” in America is because the U.S. government is deliberately trying to reduce the birthrate with estrogen-mimicking chemicals in our juice boxes. Yes, juice boxes. The government is making more gay people as a birth control method using juice boxes.

Here’s exactly what Jones said:

“The reason there’s so many gay people now is because it’s a chemical warfare operation! I have the government documents where they said they’re going to encourage homosexuality with chemicals so that people don’t have children. [...]

Hey, let’s stop drinking out of estrogen-mimicking containers. And again, I even catch myself, Bob, drinking out of these estrogen mimickers because it’s everywhere. I mean, take this [holds up juice box]. I don’t know, but I should check. This is probably lined with the type of plastic that has it. But I still grabbed this off the shelf this morning. Even though it says it’s organic, that’s not enough. In fact, let me — guys, give me a knife so I can tear into this. Let’s see if it’s lined with it. In fact, it’ll probably say it if it’s lined with it inside the plastic packaging. [...]

After you’re done drinking your little juices, well, I mean, you’re ready to go out and have a baby. You’re ready to put makeup on. You’re ready to wear a short skirt. You’re ready to go, you know, put together a, you know, garden of roses or something. You’re ready to put lipstick on.”


http://thedailybanter.com/2013/01/alex-jones-the-government-is-trying-to-make-more-gay-people/

Okay, let's go with this. Government is wants people to stop with the red meat and go with the lean. Real man eat red meat?

Check!

Chicken is a plot against men. Yup. Although to give him his due, Morales did specify hormone-laden chicken, which is banned in some countries. Maybe poultry hunted down in the wild will be safe.

Otherwise, men had better stay away from BPA, soy, cellphones, tap water, vaccines, etc. just to be on the safe side!

Myself being of the other persuasion, may consider eating chicken and making sure I get my daily does of BPA. At least one gender would survive, but damn, I would truly miss men. They are the most entertaining creatures on the planet, right after cats.



What do I need here, a icon or a icon. Apply liberally, no reason to go hating for reporting this to expand upon the dietary issues in the OP.


Here comes the character assassination. Have you no shame?!!??!! dkf Jul 2013 #1
new schtick, dkf? HiPointDem Jul 2013 #3
Bah I am not tied to the leg of any leader. dkf Jul 2013 #9
lol HiPointDem Jul 2013 #15
That is no longer a question. Warren Stupidity Jul 2013 #4
How about a little reality? Evo Morales regularly chews coca leaves. He'd done so at the UN for okaawhatever Jul 2013 #28
Not to mention THIS: JaneyVee Jul 2013 #34
Yeah, he should be taken at his word. No suspect behavior from him. nt okaawhatever Jul 2013 #37
does that give the Spanish Ambassador to Vienna the right to search his plane? mitchtv Jul 2013 #71
They gave permission once they landed at the airport in Vienna: Cali_Democrat Jul 2013 #78
Well, Hugo Chavez fans always said he was being mis-translated. So maybe Morales said something KittyWampus Jul 2013 #80
Have you been listening to are right wing (teabaggers) movonne Jul 2013 #89
The answer to that is pretty obvious. n/t Skip Intro Jul 2013 #64
Right on cue, yep. If Obama stomped on a puppy, his fans would make Marr Jul 2013 #69
LOL Cali_Democrat Jul 2013 #72
someone is feeling extra-patrioticy today I guess quinnox Jul 2013 #2
Nah...Morales appears to be someone who reads infowars Cali_Democrat Jul 2013 #21
Insulting Morales is not insulting Bolivia Progressive dog Jul 2013 #42
How is posting actual quotes from Morales "insulting all of south america"? KittyWampus Jul 2013 #81
Ok so by your fucked up logic, anytime someone insults Obama, they are insulting America. phleshdef Jul 2013 #106
And that has what to do with detaining him in Vienna? n/t Cleita Jul 2013 #5
The plane landed because of fuel gauge issues Cali_Democrat Jul 2013 #24
Anybody think this thread adds value to our discourse? sgtbenobo Jul 2013 #6
Thank you for noticing think Jul 2013 #8
Of course not. Deflection and smears is the m.o. of the Personality Cult. HooptieWagon Jul 2013 #35
Actually, I think it's important to know the character of someone Cha Jul 2013 #52
Welcome to DU! Bobbie Jo Jul 2013 #82
I do. Chan790 Jul 2013 #88
Gee why might a South American leader think the US poisoned a South American leader dsc Jul 2013 #7
You are a hound dog.... sgtbenobo Jul 2013 #13
And then there was that little 2-day coup in Venezuela Art_from_Ark Jul 2013 #18
And we did invade Panama pscot Jul 2013 #47
chile 9/11/73 mitchtv Jul 2013 #65
^Thread winner here^ nt Zorra Jul 2013 #55
Ding Ding Ding! Winner RedCappedBandit Jul 2013 #57
Gee, was there any real indication a rational person would think Chavez's cancer was caused by CIA? KittyWampus Jul 2013 #83
radiation has been known to cause cancer dsc Jul 2013 #86
Perhaps some kind of radiation weapon? Cali_Democrat Jul 2013 #91
tell it to alexander litvineko dsc Jul 2013 #92
Yes I remember that. Cali_Democrat Jul 2013 #93
Nah, of course not! Dirty lies and smears. Oh, and CT theories! There! idwiyo Jul 2013 #105
You were shown to be a dishonest person yesterday. Today you're trying to show that Morales is DisgustipatedinCA Jul 2013 #10
So why did they do what they did with his plane. hrmjustin Jul 2013 #11
Squirrel! cherokeeprogressive Jul 2013 #12
Lovin it! /nt think Jul 2013 #19
Ummmm ........... so?!? polly7 Jul 2013 #14
Anyone else getting a Jackie Chan Drunken Master vibe from that pic?...nt SidDithers Jul 2013 #16
HaHa. A drunk Indian joke pscot Jul 2013 #48
Oh FFS... SidDithers Jul 2013 #61
Major hogwash says he looks like a Wayne Newton impersonator flamingdem Jul 2013 #77
Crazy as a fox...folks are going on the word of someone like this... HipChick Jul 2013 #17
BINGO! Cali_Democrat Jul 2013 #26
So it's unfortunate the WH has given him such gravitas MannyGoldstein Jul 2013 #20
Let the Natives get out of line pscot Jul 2013 #51
The Character Assassins Strike Again cantbeserious Jul 2013 #22
How is posting quotes "character assassination"? KittyWampus Jul 2013 #84
Post removed Post removed Jul 2013 #23
he also said something about eating chickens making people gay JI7 Jul 2013 #25
Yeah. No he didn't. "tienen desviaciones en su ser como hombres" is what he said. cherokeeprogressive Jul 2013 #29
Thanks. Updated the OP to include his reference to chicken causing baldness and homosexuality. Cali_Democrat Jul 2013 #39
Where does he mention homosexuality? RedCappedBandit Jul 2013 #60
No problem. I always try to help those who have no original thought. cherokeeprogressive Jul 2013 #74
I actually vaguely remember something about it, but you jogged my memory Cali_Democrat Jul 2013 #75
But for his idea to hold water, we'd see a number of men posessing more feminine characteristics as okaawhatever Jul 2013 #40
Maybe not Mojorabbit Jul 2013 #100
I don't have time to read it now, but will gladly do so later tonight. I'm very interested in the okaawhatever Jul 2013 #102
Puerto Rico, Haiti and Italy are among countries which have had epidemics of thelarche suffragette Jul 2013 #104
Yup...nt SidDithers Jul 2013 #31
People evolve. See what President Obama had to say about Gay Marriage not so long ago. sabrina 1 Jul 2013 #101
Take a look at this article in Time magazine circa 2002. okaawhatever Jul 2013 #27
I would believe anything of the U.S. government at this point RILib Jul 2013 #30
Only a fool completely believes the word from anyone in any government. nt cstanleytech Jul 2013 #32
He has boxes in his garage!!!! Hes married to a pole-dancer!!!!! HooptieWagon Jul 2013 #33
I'll bet we'll be less safe from Bolivian terrorists Progressive dog Jul 2013 #46
Drug Kingpins, probably. HooptieWagon Jul 2013 #50
Sounds like a drama monarch treestar Jul 2013 #36
You guys are sounding like the birthers used to pscot Jul 2013 #45
NO, you guys sound like that treestar Jul 2013 #49
You've lauded at international law and diplomacy. DisgustipatedinCA Jul 2013 #54
You have no idea what you are talking about treestar Jul 2013 #59
Hey, it's not about the MAN ... Summer Hathaway Jul 2013 #38
Evo is a bunny stomper, Evo is a bunny stomper. Coyotl Jul 2013 #41
And, just who did Morales think "almost certainly poisoned" Chavez? Oh, let me guess.. Cha Jul 2013 #43
Why do you hate native people? pscot Jul 2013 #44
They hate anyone who criticizes Dear Leader. HooptieWagon Jul 2013 #53
Interesting Cali_Democrat Jul 2013 #62
Truth. Skip Intro Jul 2013 #66
Huh? Cali_Democrat Jul 2013 #56
I'm very sympathetic to the Latin American left and recognize that the USA has been dominating there flamingdem Jul 2013 #58
Sure you are. cali Jul 2013 #99
I can hardly blame a latin-american president for being wary of the us RedCappedBandit Jul 2013 #63
Of course-- he has to be a horrible person. He criticized your hero. Marr Jul 2013 #67
how is quoting someone "character assassination". LOL. KittyWampus Jul 2013 #85
So? MotherPetrie Jul 2013 #68
It's chicken now?! I thought it was BPA: freshwest Jul 2013 #70
He looks like a Bolivian Wayne Newton impersonator to me. Major Hogwash Jul 2013 #73
I can see it! flamingdem Jul 2013 #76
Snowden case: France apologises to Bolivia over plane row Douglas Carpenter Jul 2013 #79
Must character assasinated, must character assasinate. JimDandy Jul 2013 #87
well it is known fact the CIA tried to poison Castro''s cigars sooooo i wouldnt be so flippant boilerbabe Jul 2013 #90
Sounds like what a good German would write. Enemies of the State and all that. Bonobo Jul 2013 #94
Thanks Cali_Democrat Jul 2013 #95
I think those things are only relevant if you want to muddy the waters. Bonobo Jul 2013 #96
It wouldn't surprise me at all to hear the CIA poisoned Chavez. diane in sf Jul 2013 #97
unrec for naked character assination.... mike_c Jul 2013 #98
Welcome to the world of Cali Democrat Savannahmann Jul 2013 #103
Of course actual doctors and scientists say that the "cancer poisoning" CT is absolute bullshit. phleshdef Jul 2013 #107
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