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In reply to the discussion: BTW...Remember that Evo Morales is the same crazy nut that said the U.S.A. poisoned Hugo Chavez [View all]freshwest
(53,661 posts)70. It's chicken now?! I thought it was BPA:
Alex Jones: The Government Is Trying to Make More Gay People
By Bob Cesca · January 24, 2013
...Amazingly, however, this wasnt the kookiest conspiracy theory to be churned up this week. That honor goes to a theory mentioned by Alex Jones in a video originally picked up by Gawker and resurrected by The Huffington Post the other day. In it, Jones makes the hilarious claim that the reason there are so many gay people in America is because the U.S. government is deliberately trying to reduce the birthrate with estrogen-mimicking chemicals in our juice boxes. Yes, juice boxes. The government is making more gay people as a birth control method using juice boxes.
Heres exactly what Jones said:
The reason theres so many gay people now is because its a chemical warfare operation! I have the government documents where they said theyre going to encourage homosexuality with chemicals so that people dont have children. [...]
Hey, lets stop drinking out of estrogen-mimicking containers. And again, I even catch myself, Bob, drinking out of these estrogen mimickers because its everywhere. I mean, take this [holds up juice box]. I dont know, but I should check. This is probably lined with the type of plastic that has it. But I still grabbed this off the shelf this morning. Even though it says its organic, thats not enough. In fact, let me guys, give me a knife so I can tear into this. Lets see if its lined with it. In fact, itll probably say it if its lined with it inside the plastic packaging. [...]
After youre done drinking your little juices, well, I mean, youre ready to go out and have a baby. Youre ready to put makeup on. Youre ready to wear a short skirt. Youre ready to go, you know, put together a, you know, garden of roses or something. Youre ready to put lipstick on.
http://thedailybanter.com/2013/01/alex-jones-the-government-is-trying-to-make-more-gay-people/
Okay, let's go with this. Government is wants people to stop with the red meat and go with the lean. Real man eat red meat?
Check!
Chicken is a plot against men. Yup. Although to give him his due, Morales did specify hormone-laden chicken, which is banned in some countries. Maybe poultry hunted down in the wild will be safe.
Otherwise, men had better stay away from BPA, soy, cellphones, tap water, vaccines, etc. just to be on the safe side!
Myself being of the other persuasion, may consider eating chicken and making sure I get my daily does of BPA. At least one gender would survive, but damn, I would truly miss men. They are the most entertaining creatures on the planet, right after cats.
What do I need here, a icon or a icon. Apply liberally, no reason to go hating for reporting this to expand upon the dietary issues in the OP.
By Bob Cesca · January 24, 2013
...Amazingly, however, this wasnt the kookiest conspiracy theory to be churned up this week. That honor goes to a theory mentioned by Alex Jones in a video originally picked up by Gawker and resurrected by The Huffington Post the other day. In it, Jones makes the hilarious claim that the reason there are so many gay people in America is because the U.S. government is deliberately trying to reduce the birthrate with estrogen-mimicking chemicals in our juice boxes. Yes, juice boxes. The government is making more gay people as a birth control method using juice boxes.
Heres exactly what Jones said:
The reason theres so many gay people now is because its a chemical warfare operation! I have the government documents where they said theyre going to encourage homosexuality with chemicals so that people dont have children. [...]
Hey, lets stop drinking out of estrogen-mimicking containers. And again, I even catch myself, Bob, drinking out of these estrogen mimickers because its everywhere. I mean, take this [holds up juice box]. I dont know, but I should check. This is probably lined with the type of plastic that has it. But I still grabbed this off the shelf this morning. Even though it says its organic, thats not enough. In fact, let me guys, give me a knife so I can tear into this. Lets see if its lined with it. In fact, itll probably say it if its lined with it inside the plastic packaging. [...]
After youre done drinking your little juices, well, I mean, youre ready to go out and have a baby. Youre ready to put makeup on. Youre ready to wear a short skirt. Youre ready to go, you know, put together a, you know, garden of roses or something. Youre ready to put lipstick on.
http://thedailybanter.com/2013/01/alex-jones-the-government-is-trying-to-make-more-gay-people/
Okay, let's go with this. Government is wants people to stop with the red meat and go with the lean. Real man eat red meat?
Check!
Chicken is a plot against men. Yup. Although to give him his due, Morales did specify hormone-laden chicken, which is banned in some countries. Maybe poultry hunted down in the wild will be safe.
Otherwise, men had better stay away from BPA, soy, cellphones, tap water, vaccines, etc. just to be on the safe side!
Myself being of the other persuasion, may consider eating chicken and making sure I get my daily does of BPA. At least one gender would survive, but damn, I would truly miss men. They are the most entertaining creatures on the planet, right after cats.
What do I need here, a icon or a icon. Apply liberally, no reason to go hating for reporting this to expand upon the dietary issues in the OP.
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BTW...Remember that Evo Morales is the same crazy nut that said the U.S.A. poisoned Hugo Chavez [View all]
Cali_Democrat
Jul 2013
OP
How about a little reality? Evo Morales regularly chews coca leaves. He'd done so at the UN for
okaawhatever
Jul 2013
#28
Well, Hugo Chavez fans always said he was being mis-translated. So maybe Morales said something
KittyWampus
Jul 2013
#80
How is posting actual quotes from Morales "insulting all of south america"?
KittyWampus
Jul 2013
#81
Ok so by your fucked up logic, anytime someone insults Obama, they are insulting America.
phleshdef
Jul 2013
#106
Gee, was there any real indication a rational person would think Chavez's cancer was caused by CIA?
KittyWampus
Jul 2013
#83
You were shown to be a dishonest person yesterday. Today you're trying to show that Morales is
DisgustipatedinCA
Jul 2013
#10
Yeah. No he didn't. "tienen desviaciones en su ser como hombres" is what he said.
cherokeeprogressive
Jul 2013
#29
Thanks. Updated the OP to include his reference to chicken causing baldness and homosexuality.
Cali_Democrat
Jul 2013
#39
No problem. I always try to help those who have no original thought.
cherokeeprogressive
Jul 2013
#74
But for his idea to hold water, we'd see a number of men posessing more feminine characteristics as
okaawhatever
Jul 2013
#40
I don't have time to read it now, but will gladly do so later tonight. I'm very interested in the
okaawhatever
Jul 2013
#102
Puerto Rico, Haiti and Italy are among countries which have had epidemics of thelarche
suffragette
Jul 2013
#104
People evolve. See what President Obama had to say about Gay Marriage not so long ago.
sabrina 1
Jul 2013
#101
Only a fool completely believes the word from anyone in any government. nt
cstanleytech
Jul 2013
#32
And, just who did Morales think "almost certainly poisoned" Chavez? Oh, let me guess..
Cha
Jul 2013
#43
I'm very sympathetic to the Latin American left and recognize that the USA has been dominating there
flamingdem
Jul 2013
#58
well it is known fact the CIA tried to poison Castro''s cigars sooooo i wouldnt be so flippant
boilerbabe
Jul 2013
#90
Of course actual doctors and scientists say that the "cancer poisoning" CT is absolute bullshit.
phleshdef
Jul 2013
#107