Newt’s & the neo-Confederate wing of the GOP's no-win political appeal [View all]
http://politics.salon.com/2012/01/26/newts_no_win_political_appeal/Thursday, Jan 26, 2012 12:09 PM 12:53:38 EST
Newts no-win political appeal
The neo-Confederate wing of the GOP cares more about humiliating Obama than about beating him in November
Look, nobodys third wife is going to be first lady. In the privacy of the voting booth, American women wont stand for it. Regardless of how flawlessly the bejeweled Callista enacts the role of pious matron, she remains the embodiment of the Trophy Wife younger, more adoring, unencumbered by children, a climber on the make. In effect, a successful Monica Lewinsky, although unlike Bill Clintons paramour, Callista was no kid.
Even Ann Coulter knows that. Having placed an early bet on Mitt Romney, the GOPs vestal virgin pronounced herself shocked to hear South Carolina Republicans accepting Democratic arguments excusing Newt Gingrichs serial adultery. On Fox & Friends, Coulter said, I promise you, if Mitt Romney or Rick Santorum had cheated on two wives that we know, the open marriage thing is the only thing he contests, we know he cheated on two wives I wouldnt support Mitt Romney.
Ah, but there were deeper passions at play in South Carolina. So lets switch metaphors. Judging by the whooping and hollering of the CNN debate audience, the GOPs neo-Confederate wing wishes for nothing less than an electoral replay of Picketts charge the doomed infantry attack at Gettysburg most historians believe marked the beginning of the end of the Civil War. A sizable proportion of South Carolinians have yearned for a rematch ever since.
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