My predictions about Trump's legal cases [View all]
Trump is facing a multitude of legal cases; for what it's worth -- which is not much -- these are my predictions of the outcome in each case.
1. E. Jean Carroll case: $93 million judgement is on appeal; Trump wins appeal, pays $0.
2. NY Fraud case: $450 million judgement is on appeal; Trump wins appeal, pays $0.
3. Stormy Daniels hush money case: Jury finds him not guilty. After the trial, jury foreman is asked by reporters about the jury deliberations, foreman says the only thing Trump was guilty of was paying 130 large for a piece of ass.
4. Insurrection case: Supreme Court rules President is immune for all acts while in office and after leaving office.
5. Classified documents case: Based on SCOTUS ruling in insurrection case, Judge Loose Cannon drops all charges.
6. After charges are dropped in insurrection and classified document cases, Garland wakes up from morning nap long enough to tell Jack Smith to shut down his office, burn all documents, and please close the door, it's time for my noon nap.
6. Georgia judge says, because DA was getting it on with a married man, all charges in every case she brought are dropped.
Trump catches Brooklyn DA on 5th Avenue, shoots and kills him, is not arrested.
Am I a bitter old man? You bet your sweet ass I am. At 80, retired from the Army 30 years ago after 30 years in uniform, too damn long in a place called Vietnam (there's a couple of paragraphs in your high school history book about Vietnam). I put 19-yr-old kids into body bags -- with their whole lives no longer ahead of them.
I have taken responsibility for every action I ever took, no excuses, no appeals, regardless of the consequences.
Last week I reminded my two grandsons they must do the right thing in every thing they do. No more. From here on it I'm advising the to lie, cheat, steal, push everyone else out of the way.
Am I a bitter old man? Goddam right I am. 80 years. For this?