Our conservative future

[struggle4progress]

15 votes, 3 passes | Time left: Unlimited
	Because I was president of the bridge club. I now have absolute immunity
	0 (0%)
	When I pay hookers, I'm only doing it to save my marriage
	0 (0%)
	I'm running for mayor, so you can't prosecute me for my meth lab until after the election
	1 (7%)
	If we can't steal from charity, how do you expect us get anything done?
	1 (7%)
	Let's let everybody decide which laws they are going to follow
	2 (13%)
	We don't separate kids from parents now: now we tangle them all in razor wire and drown them
	5 (33%)
	Our peace plan is to let Russia take over Europe and let China take over Asia
	2 (13%)
	Our solution to school shootings is forcing women to have more babies
	1 (7%)
	Elect Putin speaker of the house
	3 (20%)
	3 DU members did not wish to select any of the options provided.
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