I'm running for Precinct Chairman

[samplegirl]

I lost for trustee in my township to the X police chief who retired at 52 by choice because his fat ass got tired of rolling around in his chair.
I found out this week that he hired his secretary from the police station for a township position.
She’s running for precinct committee chairman.
His wife is running for a precinct committee chairman.
And his racist brother as a precinct committee chairman.