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NightWatcher

(39,343 posts) Mon Mar 7, 2022, 08:35 PM Mar 2022

I'm surrounded by geniuses. [View all]

Two months ago they were epidemiologists, last week political scientists and military strategists, and now this week they're petroleum commodities analysts and economists. I shop at a very exclusive 7/11.

(Just keep our mouth shut, Self. Head down, grab your bottle of water, pay for gas and leave)

Can't wait until the giant asteroid heads this way and these yahoos become astronomers or a plague of locusts invades and they become whomever the fuck deals with whatever the fuck kind of insect a locust is.

Thanks. I feel better.

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I'm surrounded by geniuses. [View all] NightWatcher Mar 2022 OP

Don't Look Up... orwell Mar 2022 #1

That was excellent. underpants Mar 2022 #2

They have a series of them on YouTube... orwell Mar 2022 #3

Those who study locusts . . . Haggis 4 Breakfast Mar 2022 #4

People who don't know the difference Jerry2144 Mar 2022 #5

Ha! Solly Mack Mar 2022 #7

Tee hee hee Haggis 4 Breakfast Mar 2022 #8

Good urn. yonder Mar 2022 #9

"...bug me"... 3catwoman3 Mar 2022 #11

Hee hee! ShazzieB Mar 2022 #17

I'll give it a try meadowlander Mar 2022 #19

... Jerry2144 Mar 2022 #21

Stealing this. underpants Mar 2022 #22

In this context, wouldn't they be L. Coyote Mar 2022 #6

Have them check that bunion of your left foot lame54 Mar 2022 #10

That's the truth. bucolic_frolic Mar 2022 #12

LOL. Everybody is an expert, for sure. PatrickforB Mar 2022 #13

Excellent rant! dchill Mar 2022 #14

Perhaps they stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night. TheBlackAdder Mar 2022 #15

What happened in Ukraine when Russia was shelling the nuclear plant. TheBlackAdder Mar 2022 #16

Follow the White Fuckwit. SergeStorms Mar 2022 #18

Do they know all the answers about 9/11? Ford_Prefect Mar 2022 #20

Kick Ptah Mar 2022 #23