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Jim Lane

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25. Surprised that no one else has (yet) voted for Phone Call Guy.

Wed Sep 26, 2012, 03:12 PM

Sep 2012

When I read that email I could immediately see its author in a Doonesbury cartoon.

He (I'm betting it's a he) doesn't want to get phone calls from liberals, so he belligerently communicates his demand to the "assholes" at DU. He combines the routine vituperation with his own brand of screwball comedy.

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Here it is, the latest mound of HUMPDAY HATEMAIL! [View all] EarlG Sep 2012 OP

What a great mound! CaliforniaPeggy Sep 2012 #1

Me either because I am too busy HipChick Sep 2012 #2

When you have more time, LiberalAndProud Sep 2012 #15

About half of those are from me. onehandle Sep 2012 #3

Aspiring Islamic Socialite wants to know lapislzi Sep 2012 #4

That is exquisite. mlevans Sep 2012 #35

Beware of Rumi eyes, however. lapislzi Sep 2012 #46

Best laff of the week! FredStembottom Sep 2012 #92

I love a good word salad Ohio Joe Sep 2012 #5

Damn! The THE AFERICAN PUPPERTIERS have gone totally BESERK. But whatever you do don't fall into Guy Whitey Corngood Sep 2012 #6

I need help JustAnotherGen Sep 2012 #7

I prefer the French pronunciation lapislzi Sep 2012 #12

I think that's dictionERRy ... nt eppur_se_muova Sep 2012 #82

I like Ted so I voted for him. He is very 'earnest' and probably should have had a sabrina 1 Sep 2012 #8

Oh, I think he did! Indpndnt Sep 2012 #68

The person who probably should have written us some hatemail Flashmann Sep 2012 #9

"SORO'S PUPPERTIERS" for the win! Lucy Goosey Sep 2012 #10

yeah like I didn't know we controlled him! 4_TN_TITANS Sep 2012 #30

Ted should have identified himself as a "Dixiecrat." immoderate Sep 2012 #11

That would have been awesome, especially considered his free-spirited approach to spelling. n/t gkhouston Sep 2012 #33

Yupers! "Back in the day" when George Wallace was all the rage. Spitfire of ATJ Sep 2012 #71

LOLOL!! Jazzgirl Sep 2012 #13

I love Ted. Because dammit, he was trying to be reasonable with us folks, Chorophyll Sep 2012 #14

LEAVE TED ALONE!!!! Gregorian Sep 2012 #20

NO!!! I AM THE APPOINTED CZAR OF ALL THINGS TED!!!11! Chorophyll Sep 2012 #51

OMG!! Indpndnt Sep 2012 #70

THANK YOU SATANIC LIBERAL!!1 Chorophyll Sep 2012 #73

I love Ted as he built to ... 99Forever Sep 2012 #16

""L" -- ( LEAD THE POPULACE INTO COMPLANCY ). " MineralMan Sep 2012 #17

Doesn't Com Plancy write those dumbothriller novels? JHB Sep 2012 #26

no silly RoccoR5955 Sep 2012 #66

I was MOTOVATED to vote. LiberalAndProud Sep 2012 #18

Which sure beats being mlevans Sep 2012 #36

I don't know if this is possible, but it woudl be cool Jeff In Milwaukee Sep 2012 #19

The Free Speech Zone forum. gkhouston Sep 2012 #34

so regular members can't go in there and poke at them.??????????? dixiegrrrrl Sep 2012 #76

Do NOT tease the animals.... Jeff In Milwaukee Sep 2012 #84

Shoot, back in the early days, if they behaved themselves, they stayed and dmr Sep 2012 #88

Didn't Bush smooch and hold hands with ISLAMIC SOCIALITES? JHB Sep 2012 #21

This is so hard...! n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #22

Ted #1 wryter2000 Sep 2012 #23

You KNOW they are getting disheartened about their ticket when Lucinda Sep 2012 #24

Surprised that no one else has (yet) voted for Phone Call Guy. Jim Lane Sep 2012 #25

We should install a phone in the Lounge, just for people like him. dixiegrrrrl Sep 2012 #77

I think I work with TED, seriously. Avalux Sep 2012 #27

EarlG, I fear I must draw attention to a misspelling. mlevans Sep 2012 #28

I bet Ted is a Civil War fighter also Kingofalldems Sep 2012 #29

Maybe Russian civil war too... JHB Sep 2012 #56

Simultaneous constipation of the brain and hifiguy Sep 2012 #31

The fold movie guy graywarrior Sep 2012 #32

Ted needs to learn how to turn off the "caps lock" key. But that's "hard". HopeHoops Sep 2012 #37

I was torn between the two Teds Spirochete Sep 2012 #38

Where is this "orgy of spending and entitlement"? liberalmuse Sep 2012 #39

No fair. I want to vote for both Ted letters. WilliamPitt Sep 2012 #40

You know it occurs to me Ratty Sep 2012 #41

Kick & recommended. William769 Sep 2012 #42

Ted's CAPSLOCK rant Berlin Expat Sep 2012 #43

What do these people have against sentences? Or punctuation? Or dictionaries? Or capital letters? Or Iris Sep 2012 #44

or coherent thoughts? dixiegrrrrl Sep 2012 #78

I guess it all has to start there, doesn't it? Iris Sep 2012 #85

We SO have to start a band called the Hopeful Dictators Bossy Monkey Sep 2012 #45

Have some mercy. donqpublic Sep 2012 #47

Can we give Ted his own Forum? Because I think we can make him pop a vessel. nolabear Sep 2012 #48

I would like to petition for more Ted #2 votes. porphyrian Sep 2012 #49

Have you no compassion?! porphyrian Sep 2012 #81

Ted inspired me Puppertierdesoros Sep 2012 #50

Welcome aboard! immoderate Sep 2012 #53

Welcome, and a +1 for your name JHB Sep 2012 #57

Welcome and long may you beac Sep 2012 #60

You were just waiting for the perfect user name, weren't you? LiberalAndProud Sep 2012 #67

Welcome. Ted is like a breath of fresh ass. Spitfire of ATJ Sep 2012 #72

"Soro's Puppertiers" Tsiyu Sep 2012 #52

Ah, yes, Ted the "old school southern Democrat" Warren DeMontague Sep 2012 #54

I had to vote for Ted 2 LeftofObama Sep 2012 #55

Ted part 2 ismnotwasm Sep 2012 #58

What is with George Soros that drives them so crazy? NICO9000 Sep 2012 #59

I'm voting for the last guy. I like him :-) Care Acutely Sep 2012 #61

For A Small Donation Of Only $50.00, You Can Become A Soro Pupper Tier Member! Ikonoklast Sep 2012 #62

I *love* "swamp of delusion" MadrasT Sep 2012 #63

Usually, it's hard to choose a favorite in these polls, but this time ... surrealAmerican Sep 2012 #64

You know you are dealing with a true wing nut treestar Sep 2012 #65

Ted needs to go back to grade school and learn how to spell. Alduin Sep 2012 #69

Ted's definition of liberal had me rolling!! Initech Sep 2012 #74

"Satan's Faithful Democraps" would make a great name for a rock band. Initech Sep 2012 #75

That was my favorite too! txwhitedove Sep 2012 #87

k & R, DUzy thread Royal Sloan 09 Sep 2012 #79

Freeper hate mail used to be full of piss and vinigar, had some spirtit. Now it's just whine vinigar Monk06 Sep 2012 #80

K&R in praise of spell-checker. I'm talking to you, Ted ( I know you're reading this). n/t Egalitarian Thug Sep 2012 #83

ALENSKY POLIT BUREAU DainBramaged Sep 2012 #86

The Puppertiers are nowhere near as good as Mummenschanz. Chiyo-chichi Sep 2012 #89

Word salad. Iggo Sep 2012 #90

Whew... i'll go with Lucinda and Rocco on this one... druidity33 Sep 2012 #91

Argghh ... this makes my head hurt. lpbk2713 Sep 2012 #93