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magicarpet

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5. God heard all about it and is getting one of these for self protection.

Reply to Soph0571 (Original post)

Thu Aug 6, 2020, 06:20 PM

Aug 2020

He recently was acquainted with the 2nd Amendment,... figured hell why not jump on board,.. and had his angels procure one of these.....

You know God,... he likes to go for things in a big way,... rath, brimstone, hellfire, and all that,... he ain't no snowflake lib.

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God is reportedly getting a security detail as we speak. [View all] Soph0571 Aug 2020 OP

Biden the Delaware Terror versus God All Mighty -- Saturday Nite Fights 7:00 p.m. ESPN The Ocho Stallion Aug 2020 #1

Sunday, Sunday, SUNDAY! soothsayer Aug 2020 #3

OMG volstork Aug 2020 #9

Psssst. Drumpf thinks HE is god. soothsayer Aug 2020 #2

You'd think that religious people would be LuvNewcastle Aug 2020 #4

God heard all about it and is getting one of these for self protection. magicarpet Aug 2020 #5

Full Metal Jacket keithbvadu2 Aug 2020 #19

Oh good!! We wouldn't want god hurt, especially by a life long devout catholic christian Thekaspervote Aug 2020 #6

Has Anybody Told The Bible Squad... ProfessorGAC Aug 2020 #7

Awesome response! whttevrr Aug 2020 #8

He's such a phony when it comes to religion he doesn't even know how to express ideas mr_lebowski Aug 2020 #10

Here's one of my favorite replies in that twitter thread: scarletwoman Aug 2020 #11

That's one is real good! KS Toronado Aug 2020 #23

I so fucking hate that guy. smirkymonkey Aug 2020 #12

This ... times infinity (nt) mr_lebowski Aug 2020 #14

OMG! kentuck Aug 2020 #13

I'm surprised he didn't continue something like this ... mr_lebowski Aug 2020 #15

Joe Biden is just that powerful. warmfeet Aug 2020 #16

The real fun comes from watching them twist themselves like pretzels Mr. Ected Aug 2020 #17

Yup, don't know why people are so afraid of calling it what it is bucolic_frolic Aug 2020 #18

Didn't he say Democrats are going to hurt the Bible too? KY_EnviroGuy Aug 2020 #20

Which one is stronger: A demented pussy-grabbing coward, or a guy who can hurt God? dalton99a Aug 2020 #21

Your comment nailed it Soph0571. nt iluvtennis Aug 2020 #22