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(23,926 posts) Thu Feb 6, 2020, 02:45 PM Feb 2020

If Donald Trump were to spontaneously combust on your front porch, would you ... [View all]

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	Make S'mores
	2 (6%)
	Call the Fire Department ... in another state
	0 (0%)
	Piss on any body parts that weren't burning
	0 (0%)
	Tell him to get the fuck off your property
	22 (63%)
	"Stand your ground" in the face of an uninvited intruder
	0 (0%)
	Other
	11 (31%)
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If Donald Trump were to spontaneously combust on your front porch, would you ... [View all] 11 Bravo Feb 2020 OP

break out the yesphan Feb 2020 #1

Water down the porch and cover my nose. Don't want to catch its stupid, after all. TheBlackAdder Feb 2020 #17

sue him Fresh_Start Feb 2020 #2

best answer! handmade34 Feb 2020 #7

i would say BURN BABY BURN and laugh hysterically !!!!!!! trueblue2007 Feb 2020 #30

I would make sure there was 2naSalit Feb 2020 #3

I was going to offer the option MontanaMama Feb 2020 #33

Yes we are! 2naSalit Feb 2020 #37

Now THAT's a fire!! MontanaMama Feb 2020 #40

LOL!!! 2naSalit Feb 2020 #43

I'd post the doorbell camera video on YouTube Brother Buzz Feb 2020 #4

EXCELLENT! patricia92243 Feb 2020 #16

I like that! 2naSalit Feb 2020 #38

That, or just call in the Door Buzzard Brother Buzz Feb 2020 #49

Thank you for reminding me of that option! 2naSalit Feb 2020 #51

tell him it's a perfect fire ........lol . stonecutter357 Feb 2020 #5

I'd think his owner was coming to get him, after whatever deal with the devil kept him out highplainsdem Feb 2020 #6

we don't need no water, let the motherfucker burn ... Hermit-The-Prog Feb 2020 #8

How do you extinguish burning brimstone? DBoon Feb 2020 #9

Grab a hose and put out the fire jmowreader Feb 2020 #10

That's why you tell him to get the fuck off your property. GoCubsGo Feb 2020 #12

I'd be duty bound to Bettie Feb 2020 #11

Just to be sure... MontanaMama Feb 2020 #41

Douse him with gasoline is not an option? maxrandb Feb 2020 #13

I would say; "I've got a porch?" (I don't have now) Then patricia92243 Feb 2020 #14

Mistake the lighter fluid for the water pail? hlthe2b Feb 2020 #15

Save the porch. Get him off the property. nt Eugene Feb 2020 #18

Would probably call a hazmat crew to clean up the toxic remains. tinrobot Feb 2020 #19

I'd use the Republican economic theory........ MyOwnPeace Feb 2020 #20

Nice. n/t MuseRider Feb 2020 #22

Video document it MuseRider Feb 2020 #21

What I truly believe is......... MyOwnPeace Feb 2020 #23

Of course you are right. MuseRider Feb 2020 #59

Grab a jerry can of gasoline... backscatter712 Feb 2020 #24

+1000000000 roamer65 Feb 2020 #60

Dance pecosbob Feb 2020 #25

Get out the... polichick Feb 2020 #26

Call Russia to tell Putin to get his ass over and put Doreen Feb 2020 #27

Nothing tazkcmo Feb 2020 #28

Drink shots of tequila, turn up the music and dance in the streets! democratisphere Feb 2020 #29

trump on fire pamdb Feb 2020 #31

"Great job! Beautiful fire" dalton99a Feb 2020 #32

Other: light a doobie off him and go back inside. Sugar Smack Feb 2020 #34

I'd walk over to my MAGAT neighbors about a block or two away and tell them lunatica Feb 2020 #35

I certainly wouldn't piss on him. LastLiberal in PalmSprings Feb 2020 #36

Get out the leaf blower to blow the flames out. lunatica Feb 2020 #39

I'd drag that burning bag of meat away from my house while Progressive Jones Feb 2020 #42

I'd Think It Was Practical Joke Overkill smb Feb 2020 #44

Call Hell and tell them that one of their boys has escaped... First Speaker Feb 2020 #45

Tweet the video Flaleftist Feb 2020 #46

Accidentally move my lawn mower's gasoline storage tank, Ilsa Feb 2020 #47

Wait until he was a heap of ashes woodsprite Feb 2020 #48

With all that anger I'd expect him to spontaneously combust one of these days book_worm Feb 2020 #50

Run to get the charcoal lighter fluid from the shed jcgoldie Feb 2020 #52

Run and get the gasoline can I use to fill the lawnmower.... magicarpet Feb 2020 #53

Kick him off my porch so the house doesn't burn and close the door. And sue his estate for damages. 58Sunliner Feb 2020 #54

Grab a beer and light up a cigar and watch the fire. nt doc03 Feb 2020 #55

Call Pence to hold his hand mainstreetonce Feb 2020 #56

put out the flames right away with an asphyxiating oxygen-displacing gas DBoon Feb 2020 #57

Pop popcorn on the fire, eat it, nod my head gently and smile because a new day is dawning! Quixote1818 Feb 2020 #58

1st you gotta get him so nothing burns down. pansypoo53219 Feb 2020 #61

Get Mexico to pay for the extinguisher. meadowlander Feb 2020 #62

Drink a gallon of gasoline and piss on him. WyattKansas Feb 2020 #63

I would put him out, but I'd use salt so that my porch could be purified Poiuyt Feb 2020 #64

hurry to lock the door so his evil spirit won't enter my house! librechik Feb 2020 #65