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In reply to the discussion: Rep Speier tweet: "I assure you our adversaries are not deliberating on the fairway." [View all]LastLiberal in PalmSprings
(12,577 posts)24. Put Fat Donnie in the Situation Room and take away his non-secure Twitter phone.
Disconnect the secure land line telephones. Set up the televisions so they only play reruns of "The Apprentice" when he was host and a repeat of his win in 2016. Put Lindsey Graham and a case of Chap Stick in the room. Take all the briefing manuals off the shelves and replace them with Big Macs and KFC. Play a continuous loop tape, "You are the most fantastic president ever in the history of the world. No one has ever done what you have done. Vladimir Putin loves your ass."
Finally, lock the door from the outside. Then weld it shut. Build a moat in front of the door and fill it will alligators. Finally, build a wall between the IMPOTUS and the real world.
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Rep Speier tweet: "I assure you our adversaries are not deliberating on the fairway." [View all]
Dennis Donovan
Jan 2020
OP
Agree: dump has rid himself of "adults. Disagree: dump is being played by others
erronis
Jan 2020
#19
We might be better off if His Lardship stays out of the Situation Room
The Velveteen Ocelot
Jan 2020
#5
Put Fat Donnie in the Situation Room and take away his non-secure Twitter phone.
LastLiberal in PalmSprings
Jan 2020
#24