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Mc Mike

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65. Here's how it is. tRump sets out to commit some crimes,
Tue Nov 19, 2019, 10:47 AM
Nov 2019

and despite having the best memory in world history, he immediately forgets about wanting to commit the crimes.

He then tells everybody under him and around him to commit the crimes, then forgets he told them. He then remembers he told them he wants the crimes committed, and follows up with them to demand progress reports on the crimes he wants committed.

Then he immediately forgets that he followed up with demands for progress reports. Then he demands the proceeds from the crimes he wanted committed, then he immediately forgets all about it after he receives the proceeds. Then he forgets he knows all the people under him and around him who he ordered to commit the crimes. He doesn't know them at all, and can't remember even meeting them.

Then he's questioned about it, and says he has no memory of any of it. Then he remembers to check on the proceeds of the crimes to make sure they're still there. Then he swears under oath that he can't remember.

Well duh, of course he did. dewsgirl Nov 2019 #1
Double duh! malaise Nov 2019 #3
yeah, that "whether" is a joke. Hermit-The-Prog Nov 2019 #4
Yeah, it should be "How many lies did he tell Mueller?" Double or triple digits? tclambert Nov 2019 #55
Every damned question. dewsgirl Nov 2019 #56
I predict Part 2 of the 100 part physical exam for Trump will take place unexpectedly soon.... Pachamama Nov 2019 #2
I predict that Barr will also be impeached malaise Nov 2019 #5
I second that.... Pachamama Nov 2019 #6
Don't forget Gorsuch and Kavanaugh. Illegitimate SCOTUS seat holders. usaf-vet Nov 2019 #43
Oh, if only. So hopeful you are right. nt crickets Nov 2019 #42
Yes, whether it was meant to distract or not. It did, so dewsgirl Nov 2019 #57
'About time', or trying to get the most effective 'time' right'? empedocles Nov 2019 #7
Speaker Pelosi is playing this perfectly malaise Nov 2019 #9
didn't he use weasel words in his answers, though? nt Grasswire2 Nov 2019 #8
He weaseled more than thirty times in the sworn answers. Grasswire2 Nov 2019 #25
The stable genius couldn't remember? SergeStorms Nov 2019 #63
The Dems should "pull a Barr" and preempt his Russia report with a summary of their own. nature-lover Nov 2019 #10
Excellent Idea!! OMGWTF Nov 2019 #39
Good move. Pepsidog Nov 2019 #54
Went through a mountain of lawyers exboyfil Nov 2019 #11
GOP leadership agrees perjury is impeachable . . . today gratuitous Nov 2019 #15
And then Proud Liberal Dem Nov 2019 #16
only when the lies are about consensual sex mucifer Nov 2019 #30
Every day is a perjury "trap" jayschool2013 Nov 2019 #38
The Guardian is also reporting this. triron Nov 2019 #12
Good Reporting ALWAYS kpete Nov 2019 #18
Thanks for posting this. I tried but got frustrated when it didn't workfor some reason. triron Nov 2019 #22
This message was self-deleted by its author Chin music Nov 2019 #13
That's a no-brainer. demosincebirth Nov 2019 #14
Sounds like they've been investigating this for a while StarfishSaver Nov 2019 #17
God, and what point can everyone finally admit that he lies 100% of the time? Neema Nov 2019 #19
No kidding! I noted Dr. Sanjay Gupta on CNN enlarging upon the trump calimary Nov 2019 #48
roger stone and trump TOLD THE SAME STORY and stone was found guilty of lying... NightWatcher Nov 2019 #20
Yet Trump is still POTUS. Fuck this shit! triron Nov 2019 #29
don't forget Michael Cohen is in prison and individual one is in the white house. mucifer Nov 2019 #31
There goes his testimony written or otherwise to the house impeachment investigation Sunsky Nov 2019 #21
It's almost enough to give you a panic attack... NightWatcher Nov 2019 #23
Does a bear crap in the woods? Johonny Nov 2019 #24
Does a goose go barefoot?? Grammy23 Nov 2019 #35
In honor of a college pal, now in the big lecture hall in the sky, calimary Nov 2019 #49
Or another one I've heard cannabis_flower Nov 2019 #64
Yep! Exactly. That provided my friend with a jumping-off point calimary Nov 2019 #66
K&R... spanone Nov 2019 #26
ROTFLMAO! Newest Reality Nov 2019 #27
Does a bear shit in the woods? Lol BootinUp Nov 2019 #28
Every attorney involved should be identified. LiberalFighter Nov 2019 #32
it's all one scandal. i'm so glad this is coming in. mopinko Nov 2019 #33
I'm loving the rollout of impeachable offenses every week. kimbutgar Nov 2019 #34
It's about far more than getting dirt on the Bidens; goes back to 2016. triron Nov 2019 #36
​the fascists have built an impenetrable legal wall around their criminal empire nt yaesu Nov 2019 #37
The appeals court refused to hand over the GJ materials until oral arguments could be hear in Jan., triron Nov 2019 #59
K; R CatWoman Nov 2019 #40
Heck - Trump Lies to Everybody! Why should Mueller be ay different? panfluteman Nov 2019 #41
Gee whiz, ya THINK???? calimary Nov 2019 #44
I seem to recall a President impeached for (just) lying. I'll have to check the google. FailureToCommunicate Nov 2019 #45
does trump shit on a golden throne? Of course he lied! NRaleighLiberal Nov 2019 #46
I'm confused. Is the lie "I cannot recall?" maxsolomon Nov 2019 #47
Chuck Rosenberg argued that I believe recently though I didn't totally buy it. triron Nov 2019 #50
Let me check the Magic 8 Ball. tanyev Nov 2019 #51
Strike "whether". Replace with "how". mahina Nov 2019 #52
According to the Washington Post, Trump lied to Mueller about 14,000 times Jarqui Nov 2019 #53
Here is a small hint, warmfeet Nov 2019 #58
Easy answer: Is Trump's mouth moving? Initech Nov 2019 #60
it was only a matter of time. Nitram Nov 2019 #61
Rachel Maddow reported the court will hear oral argument in early Jan., 2020. triron Nov 2019 #62
Here's how it is. tRump sets out to commit some crimes, Mc Mike Nov 2019 #65
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