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Mr. Ected

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18. I think you might have this report all wrong, Tommy

Reply to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)

Mon Nov 18, 2019, 02:55 PM

Nov 2019

My sources tell me that the President did, in fact, submit to his physical exam over the weekend, but had requested and was granted the right to take it as a written exam.

Unfortunately, the President "does not recall" his height, weight, eating habits, or symptoms, so we can only assume he's the paragon of great health and now shall never speak of this again.

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BREAKING NEWS: Trump makes surprise visit to Walter Reed to honor injured serviceman. [View all] Tommy_Carcetti Nov 2019 OP

Good one. Caliman73 Nov 2019 #1

... Mike 03 Nov 2019 #2

Edit: I can't find this. Hortensis Nov 2019 #3

Yeah, this is my Mountain Lightning brand of The Onion. Tommy_Carcetti Nov 2019 #9

Ergo "George Glass." You have Trump down pat. Hortensis Nov 2019 #11

Is this from the Onion? Retrograde Nov 2019 #4

Sounds like the OP's interviewing for The Onion. Hortensis Nov 2019 #7

See #9 above. Tommy's been posting these for years JHB Nov 2019 #12

I have mixed feelings about you right now, Carcetti.... dixiegrrrrl Nov 2019 #5

Join the crowd. I always have mixed feelings about me. Tommy_Carcetti Nov 2019 #29

This message was self-deleted by its author Chin music Nov 2019 #6

.""??? Arthur_Frain Nov 2019 #8

The little dog laughed to see such a sport and the dish ran away with the spoon. Arkansas Granny Nov 2019 #10

Christ. You almost killed me there for a minute. nolabear Nov 2019 #13

I kept looking for Borowitz or Onion. keithbvadu2 Nov 2019 #16

My satire can be found exclusively at Whole Foods. Tommy_Carcetti Nov 2019 #20

Isn't that special? Faux pas Nov 2019 #14

You're always good, but this one is exceptional! herding cats Nov 2019 #15

stopping to check his height onethatcares Nov 2019 #17

I think you might have this report all wrong, Tommy Mr. Ected Nov 2019 #18

LOL. nt Tommy_Carcetti Nov 2019 #19

Glass got it in the ass at Bowling Green Massacre grantcart Nov 2019 #21

Lol! cwydro Nov 2019 #22

Too close to reality. A disclaimer would be helpful. n/t Ms. Toad Nov 2019 #23

"Intestinal appendix functioning!" cwydro Nov 2019 #24

This message was self-deleted by its author Chin music Nov 2019 #25

It's satire. The Velveteen Ocelot Nov 2019 #26

This message was self-deleted by its author Chin music Nov 2019 #27

Good one Tommy!! leftieNanner Nov 2019 #28